Chapter 205: 205. GREATER GOOD!
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When Hector was on a family trip, the internet was in a frenzy. Hector appeared on all news media, be it television, the internet, or papers. He was on the front page of everything everywhere in the world.
Websites like Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, 4Chan, and such were full of activities. Everyone was talking about him, be it day or night.
Cool Dude 101: Man, I feel nostalgia seeing him return. The past few days have been crazy. He was born in FUCKING 1870!"
Jameshere: Is anyone from his days alive? I don't think so.
Hornymofo: And he's dating Wonder Woman. What a lucky guy.
Wizardwand: Anyone can have a Wonder Woman-like girlfriend. You just gotta stay a virgin for 140 years.
Hornymofo: SALUTE! Man's crazy. My cock would have regressed into my bladder if I didn't use it this long.
Hornymofo is banned from r/GrandpaAmerica for disrespecting the god.
Wizardwand: Haha, dummy. I wonder which party he will stand for election, though.
Cool Dude 101: FUCK! Watch this. He's live. https://www.youtube.com/Hector.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down?
Cool Dude is banned from r/GrandpaAmerica for Rickrolling.
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Los Angeles,
Hector stood on a big bucket on the Venice beach. It was just a random place, but the crowd around him was big. He didn't need a mic, so he spoke straight to the crowd. Diana was using a special camera for live streaming on Youtube, which he had bought not long ago and had forced the developers to add the streaming feature. He paid them a lot, though.
"Hello, people, who are watching me live here and around the world. I revealed that I would be running in the election, but I didn't give any extra details. Well, here comes the juicy bits.
"Since I am so disappointed by the current administration and that came in the past, I have decided to stand as an independent and then create a new third alternate party which shall be simply called Earth Planetary Party.
"Anyone can become a member for free by simply signing up with a registered ID. So what's in it for you? Well, you get to see me as the President and also ensure the country goes in the right direction.
"Today, I kickstart my campaign with the first promise. REMOVAL OF HUNGER! Yes, it may sound strange, but America is the wealthiest nation in the world with one of the worst living standards among the developed rich nations. Even today, more than 38 million people, including 12 million children in the United States, are food insecure.
"In the first month after I enter the office again, I will fix that. You will be amazed to know that nearly all the problems from food to medicine that an average American suffers today can be fixed in a week.
"All these governments talk about increasing taxes so they can afford better public services, all that is nothing but empty talks. The truth is that you all are already paying enough taxes to cover all public services and make them the best in the world.
"We just don't because of mismanagement of our funds and overspending on unnecessary items." He stopped and took out a paper, "In my hand is a document from public archives. It shows that the US government, from the year 2008 to 2011, spent 526 million dollars on buying computer chairs and tables. I'm not talking about computers here, mind you.
"To put that into perspective, we could have fed 90,068 people for a whole year with this money. And just so you all know, we hit 700 billion dollars in the military budget last year. And that, folks, is enough to feed all the hungry in our country for three years.
"Now, I am not saying we should scrap the military budget. We need it to keep ourselves safe and the world in order. But we need to ask ourselves, 'Are we doing too much?' Because if I remember it right, I fought multiple wars all by myself. And now we have so many superheroes. We have gifted ones. We have the means to spend less on wars and more on human development-"
Suddenly someone cut him in the middle and shouted, "WHAT ABOUT BIN LADEN?"
Hector sighed and nodded to himself, "Ah yes, him. Just a minute, Moony. You entertain them."
Hector disappeared from his place in a cloud of dark smoke. Moony quickly jumped on the bucket and started barking. He was simply telling people the dangers of rubbing a doggy's hair too much. Nobody understood him, though many squeals were heard as people melted from cuteness.
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Pakistan-Afghanistan Border.
Since Hector was the one to divide the region under British Raj into three new countries while ensuring no violence occurred, all three nations split apart while shaking hands and singing songs of brotherhood. Of course, some minor problems arose now and then, but they were solved quickly as all three had their economies tied together.
Afghanistan, however, didn't see much better days under the leadership of those who came after Kennedy. Although Hector had destroyed Ten Rings which was the big boss behind Al Quaeda, he had still not rooted out the smaller outfits.
With a simple use of infinity stones, he knew exactly where Bin Laden and his henchmen were hiding. They were currently hiding in the Tora Bora cave systems, like rats in sewers.
And when Hector dropped from the sky like a missile, it shook the mountains to no limit. Many ran out thinking it was an earthquake, but all they saw was an old man in a red coat with stars on his shoulder, sitting on a rock that seemed to be carved to appear as a throne.
"Ah, rats have come out. Come here and sit on the ground." Hector ordered.
They didn't really have a choice as their bodies started to move like zombies on their own. Not just them, all terrorists began to walk out and soon enough, Osama too.
The man was old now and didn't have the same spirit. He wore a camouflage jacket and a white round turban on the head. "The man everyone's looking for but is nowhere to be seen, just like fathers of many poor American kids. I'm here to take you home."
*SNAP*
"Oops, I think I just massacred about... three hundred people," He jovially made a shocked face as the crowd of useless terrorists got their heads exploding suddenly.
But still, about ten remained, and these were all going to be shipped to America. "Let's go, lads."
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Venice Beach,
"Bow wowow woof woof."
*WOOSH*
"Bwahaha... are you showing them your kicks?" Hector appeared behind Moony and hugged the boy.
But he didn't waste time and retook his position on the bucket. The only difference was ten men kneeling behind him with tapes in their mouths and handcuffs.
He raised his arms to his side and announced, "There you have it. The middle one is Osama; then there are his sons and commanders. All are on the CIA's top hit list. Actually, I think I just earned some charity money for Orphan Kids Foundation."
(⊙_(⊙_⊙)_⊙)(⊙o⊙)(￣▽￣)"?_?(●__●)?_?(•ˋ _ ˊ•)
The crowd in front of him and the 200,000 people on Youtube Stream went crazy. He just did what the American military couldn't do in 10 years, and trillions spent.
It seemed the real President was finally back.
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A few minutes later,
Hector arrived at a prison to drop the terrorists, so they could later be taken to trial. Their identities had been verified, and the news channels had taken all the footage they needed.
But when Hector dropped them, he spoke directly to the minds of all inmates there, "Kill the ten terrorists; each kill will earn you all a week of five-star food and the ability to speak to the family on a video call. So kill ten and get it for ten weeks."
So, on the first night, Osama and his homies were mistakenly locked in the cells in the General area. Some short circuit occurred, and the doors opened. Then Osama and his homies went through all torture imaginable to a man in prison, including ones that scare people from dropping soaps.
Then out of nowhere, a sharpened spoon stabbed their necks, and they died a painful suffocating death. Instant Justice was served, and the blame got pushed to the current President and his weak leadership. Meanwhile, the inmates got called heroes, albeit with a few curses added.
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Hector was driving... flying his car to a beautiful nation called Mongolia when Diana saw things on Youtube.
"You did it, right?"
Hector looked outside at the clouds and the green lands under, "Woah, such a nice view."
Diana chuckled and kissed his cheek, "I'm not mad. They deserved it."
"W-What? Did my ears betray me? Is Wonder Woman okay with killing?"
Shaking her head, she took a long breath, "No. But I know that by what you are doing, some lives will be lost... for the greater good."
Hector howled in laughter, "Bwahaha... alight then, my hot Dumbledore... ugh, why did I even say that. GOD! I NEED A KISS NOW!"
"From Dumbledore?"
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"FROM YOU, DIANA!"
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