Chapter 229: 229. Abduction
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"Vacation?"
"I am not from this multiverse or any other multiverse. I am from outside the Omniverse and work as somewhat similar to what death is in this universe. So, I am here only for a vacation, and I will leave once I am bored."
The Watcher accepted whatever he said in a jiffy. "Indeed, that would explain why you don't exist in any other universe. But what will happen after you leave? You have not just changed this Universe but have also made it dependent on you. Do you truly believe the Federation can run without you? When you leave, there will be so much chaos that everything might be destroyed."
"Fuck, I didn't take that into account. But don't worry, buddy. I will ask the old man God to make the changes permanent. He's a sucker for peace, so he will agree, I think. If he does not, then I will just live here until the natural destruction of the universe.
"Anyway, I have a question to ask you. Tell me about this NZT drug. I am unable to find its origin even with the help of the infinity stones."
Watcher rubbed his bald head in similar confusion, "That should not be possible unless... the drug came out of another universe."
"Hmm, I need to make a list of beings who can travel the multiverse, it seems, and interview them one by one. Well, I hope that clears your doubts about me. Also, what's with your introverted head? Come down to Earth every once in a while. I'm sure we can find a hot woman with big-headed kinks for you. America is a land of opportunities, after all. See you later." Once again, Hector just vanished from his seat.
The Watcher looked at the blank air and frowned. "Are there such kinks?"
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Earth.
"I was not lying, Jean. I am truly into you. Like... I have never felt as attached to a woman as I do to you. I don't know why but now I can't even feel attracted to other women anymore."
"Oh, buzz off, Loki. What trick are you thinking of playing now? Playing with emotions is a no-no here. If grandpa finds out, he will erase you." Jean scoffed and continued working on the muscle car she got on her birthday from Hector.
Loki sweated, "As terrifying as that sounds, I will stand by my words. I am truly interested in you and would like to date you."
"Not buying it."
"At least let me take you to dinner. If I do anything funny, you can have me erased." he insisted.
Jean glanced at Loki's face to decern if he was lying. "Hmm, I don't believe you. But since even I can beat your ass, I got nothing to worry about. So fine, let's go for dinner. But I don't want it to be on this planet... nor on Asgard."
Sigh!—Loki felt at ease finally. "I will go and plan some things up. See you this evening."
Loki used his magic and vanished from there. As he left, Raven appeared, having a smirk on her face. "So our Jean now has a god going mad for her?"
"Hehe, he's just playing with me, Raven. I understand Loki. He's more a man of mischief than a god. But I wanted to eat something nice, so I agreed."
Raven walked beside her and started helping with the car engine. "It's okay. There is nothing wrong with opening up to others. So what if Scott cheated on you? Now, look at him, how his own wife cheated on him."
Jean scoffed, "I knew that Emma Frost was a hoe from the start. I bet Scott was only interested in her pretty face and big boobs. All men are the same... Except for grandpa."
"Actually, if it was him, I know he'd also advise you to open up. Scott cheated on you, yes. But that does not mean everyone will. I know first love, especially the teenage one, is tough to forget. Even more so when it ends on a bad note. But we are all adults here. You are more mature and can handle yourself." Raven advised her. Not as a friend but as a caring adult. She had seen Jean since she was 10, after all.
Jean stopped working and asked, "What do you suggest?"
"Not much. Just stop seeing every man as a cheater and go on dates. In the end, if you're still doubtful, just ask Lady Diana to use her lasso and get the truth."
"FUCK! Why didn't I think of that? YES! I can totally go to Lady Diana." She cheered and hugged Raven tight. "Thank you, Raven. I will be back in a minute. And oh, don't let anyone touch my ride."
Jean burst into red flames and teleported away. It was perhaps the most beautiful way of teleporting.
Raven sighed and laughed at her antics. "Her personality is totally inspired by mister President. Well, I can't blame her."
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Xandar
Loki knew that he needed to go safe rather than adventurous. Although he knew various great places for food, he didn't know if all that would be acceptable to Jean's taste.
So he took her to the most commercialized planet in space, Xandar. It was not the center of the Nova Empire anymore because there was no Nova Empire. Instead, it was now just a market planet with businesses booming everywhere.
So Loki booked a nice hotel for himself, all of it. He even tasted the food first and made sure no mishaps happened. His main goal was to be able to talk to Jean in peace, after all.
Then soon, the evening came, and Loki arrived at Jean's home to take her. He wore a normal earthly suit but kept his stuff to himself.
However, when he saw Jean coming out of the house, he forgot how to breathe. Taken aback by her outfit and her beauty, he stuttered a bit, "T-That's a very nice outfit."
"You think so? I just made it. Let's go now." She wore a green bodysuit that supplemented her figure with gown-like features on the back. Besides that, she kept the headband.
Loki extended his arm for her to hold. Jean chuckled at that, "Oh, you're getting ahead of yourself, man. But I appreciate it." She held it, for she knew that Loki couldn't lie tonight.
Then, Loki used the Asgardian mode of transportation and arrived at Xandar.
...
"It's a pretty nice place, honestly." Jean was impressed by the location.
They sat at the rooftop restaurant of the tallest building in Xandar. The view from there was so clear that one could look at the planet's curvature.
"Then let's order some food. It's mostly alien dishes, but I tried to find what would suit our taste buds. Asgardians and Midgardians have nearly the same interest in food." Loki did everything for her to make her feel special. From pulling her chair to filling her glass with space wine.
He had told the waiters not to disturb them unless they were called for, so he could talk to her one-on-one. Soon, the food arrived. It was ensures that it didn't look weird. So no animal heads or dicks on the plate.
At first, they ate their food silently. Jean just liked it, and Loki was feeling awkward. So he tried to make small talk, "So... what do you do these days?"
"What? Why are you asking that? You roam around me all the time. You know everything." She blurted back.
~When did I become so bad at talking with women?~ he wondered and felt his honour damaged as even Thor had a girl.
"Why do you feel so unpleasant about me that you are not even interested in trying? I don't think I am that ugly." He asked her directly.
Jean wiped her mouth clean and replied without shaming him. "Hmm, let's see. You tried to take over Earth and enslave the people. Okay, let's just say that you have changed and are handsome, but I still feel you're a weird man, Loki. I never feel like I know you."
"Will knowing me better make you interested?"
Jean grinned and took out Diana's lasso that she loaned for the evening. "Actually, you just need to answer a few questions, and we'll be good."
Loki's eyes shined as he felt the magic move in the lasso. It emitted a warm golden light too. "What is this?"
"Hehe, this is Lady Diana's Lasso of Truth. As long as I bind you with this, you can never lie. So, are you ready?" She asked, having decided that if Loki tried to excuse himself, then it'd be the end of their friendship.
"I'm ready."
But it was a day of surprise for Jean, and Loki himself wrapped the Lasso around his right arm. He then looked straight into Jean's eyes. "Ask me anything."
"Hah, all right, my personal Reddit. Are you truly romantically interested in me, or are you scheming something?" She asked.
Loki didn't appear to struggle and quickly replied, "I am romantically, physically and mentally crazy about you."
Finally, Loki saw a blush on Jean's cheeks, and his heart felt elated. "Go on, Jean Grey."
"What if you betray me?"
"Then I will gladly accept death from your or old man's hands."
"What if you fall out of love?"
"Then I will ask the old man to wipe my memories of everything but you so I can fall for you again. But I assure you, that's not going to happen."
Jean sighed. She had not expected him to be like this. "Why are you interested in me?"
"Because I was a fool. I saw you from the eyes of a dishonest man before. But after you saved my mother for no reason other than just because you could, I realized how petty I was. And then I just fell in love with everything about you."
"I curse a lot. Are you fine with that?" Jean asked. This was a turn down for many men she had noticed. But she loved cursing as she was inspired by Hector.
Loki chuckled, "Haha, Thor is much worse than you, dear. And honestly, your cursing just makes me feel that you are being honest. I love that about you."
Jean felt words from Phoenix living inside. ~Child, he is not lying. Your companionship is all he wants.~
Jean noticed her heart beating faster. After so many years, this was a first, as she had stopped feeling anything for men since Scott turned out to be a bastard.
"Will you make me cry?"
"Dear, I know you can easily beat my ass if I do that," he replied.
She giggled, grabbed Loki's collar, and pulled him closer over the table. "Kiss me!"
"What?" Loki had not expected things would go forward this quickly.
But he returned to his senses and moved his face closer. He, too, closed his eyes as he wished to feel this first kiss on an emotional level.
BOOM!—Just before their lips could feel each other's warmth, out of nowhere, a giant ship appeared over the planet and beamed the retractor light onto Jean.
Angered, Jean tried to use her power to eliminate the retractor beam. "Who the hell messed up my kiss?"
Loki's armor also appeared on him, and he tried to pull her. "Hold my hand!"
Woosh!—just then, a new beam fell. This one was red and instantly threw Jean unconscious. Loki, meanwhile, felt pain in the body.
~This is the Federation space. How can someone mess with his granddaughter?"~
But then a loud announcement bellowed from the ship. "Phoenix Force, you are to be trialed for the murder of 13 billion people of the Shi'ar Empire. Asgardian, leave, or you shall be seen as an accomplice."
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