Chapter 241: 241. Uncle Sam Recruits
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Hector never imagined that the scarlet witch would be a fan of his, not just any fan but one who wanted help from him. This made things a lot easier for him.
He was able to convince her to come and live in the school for gifted children. There was also Jean, who could help her with her unstable powers. However, before any of that, she had a request.
"Please help me find my brother. I don't know where he is or how they are using him. But he must be in pain." She asked him pleadingly.
"Well, I called all loyal Hydra members here a while ago and killed them. Your brother was not among them. This means he probably faked being loyal. Don't worry. We will find him in no time." He assured her and looked at Jean.
"Dear, take all the kids to the academy. I will return with Wanda soon. Moony, you stay with the kids as well. We need the fluffy goofball to cheer them up. And Charles, you can try to look for their family through the SHIELD database. Don't contact them yet, however."
After relegating the tasks, he made a portal and crossed over. The destination was Greenland, as Wanda's brother was there. They had no idea why he was there, however.
"Pietro!" Wanda shouted as soon as they were out of the portal.
Woosh!—A very fast silver-haired boy appeared, sliding on the snowy land. He looked very young and had not an ounce of facial hair. [A/N: This is X-Men Pietro.]
"Wanda? Did they let you go?"
"No, I just killed them all," Hector responded, giving the iconic toothy smile.
"P-President? Did you save my sister? I am ready to forever be your slave now. Wait, that came out wrong since you're a Washington... I should stop talking and hug my sis." He leaped and caught Wanda in his arms.
Wanda silently wept for a good few minutes and hugged him back. "How are you?"
"I ran away from Hydra and hid here. It was hard, but I stole some food from a few settlements. I was planning to come and get you soon. I'm sorry I was not quick enough."
"No, it's fine. I'm happier to see that you were not affected by their mind control. I thought I had lost you forever." Wanda cried.
"Ahem... shall we go now? I'm sure you both don't like this cold weather." Hector made a portal to home.
"Yes, I hate snow now. Been living here for months. Wanda, I'm going to take you to the best food shops around the world. I marked all of them when I was being careless. I just need to find a way to make money first." Pietro spoke non-stop, but his bubbly personality was doing wonders for Wanda.
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Washington-Xavier School for Gifted children.
The Hydra base had more than a dozen kids that were being subjected to various kinds of torture. Some were mentally broken, and some were physical.
But it was nothing that the great immortal phoenix could not fix as the god of creation. It was able to heal the minds and bodies, then cheer them up with small gifts.
The thing with deprived kids was that even a tiny candy was enough to make them happy. However, most of them had no family, as Hydra was known to do a thorough job and wipe out anything the subjects felt attached to.
Hector snapped his finger, and the whole school turned into a party zone instantly. Confetti flew around everywhere; balloons appeared as decorations. Also, a giant 100-kilo chocolate cake in the middle with Moony's candy statue on top of it.
"Who wants to dance?" He roared and also teleported a DJ bot from somewhere in the space. He was basically a god at this stage.
This cheered the mood of all kids in an instant. And since Jean had already done her magic, they truly acted like kids.
"I'm gonna need to find a job," Pietro muttered as he walked beside Hector.
Hector patted his back and gave him a recruitment card. "Son, have you ever thought about joining the United Nations Military?"
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"Do I get to work under you? Do I get a uniform?"
Hector shrugged. "Sure, you will be a captain in no time. As my assistant, you will do missions given directly by me."
Pietro gulped and looked left and right. He was having a deja vu from a movie he watched once where the army recruiter lured college graduates into the army, only for them to die in Vietnam. "Uh... is my life expectancy going to decrease?"
"Bwahaha... kid, you're talking with the empe... President of the United Galactic Federation, I rule three galaxies in space. You're never going to be in mortal danger."
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Pietro's jaw fell wide open. "C-Can you repeat what you said?"
"No, I will not. And you better keep that a secret, or I will have to kill you. But you get the gist of it. I am the boss of the UN, and I will be making it militarily stronger now. My mission is world peace, prosperity, and happiness. You will help me kill terrorists, thieves, rapists, and kidnappers. And the sweeter part is that none of it will be a secret. So you will get public recognition, promotions, medals, and bonuses."
Pietro became excited, and his breath became fast. "I-If I get famous, can I one day date Kim Kardashian? S-She has very big personalities."
Hector put his arm around the boy's shoulder and took him to the side so his sister wouldn't hear them. "Kid, you're into the big stuff? But all she got is silicon. Let me give you a better offer. How about Salma Hayek? She's all-natural."
"B-But... isn't she old? Like in her 40s?"
Hector chuckled as if he was about to change this kid's world. "Kid, it's not like you will marry her. You just want some fun. But let me tell you one word that will make your hair stand—Milf!"
Pietro's mouth turned into an O-shape for a second. "Oh! I feel it... I'm aroused. Yes! I wanna be your little dirty bo... I mean, I want to be your soldier, sir!"
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"I will ignore the slip of tongue. Here, keep this brochure and report to the new UN headquarters in New York City." Hector swiftly slid the brochure into his pocket.
But then Pietro saw his sister, and he felt terrible. "What about her?"
"Hmm, she will join the X-Men. Because different from Avengers, X-Men is not only about fighting; it's more about saving and rehabilitating, helping kids with a tough childhood. And I think Wanda can be a great mother figure to many of them." Hector evaluated while rubbing his beard like a sage.
"Yeah, she's been like a mother to me when Hydra was torturing me. By the way, I never asked. What did you do to all the Hydra folks?"
"Hydra is gone. No need to think about them. Come with me; it's time we cut the cake and eat. Kids are getting restless, and you're on plate distribution duty."
"Aye-aye, General!"
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San Francisco
*BAM!*
*BOOM!*
"Eddie, you darn imbecile, let me control the body, or I will kill you."
"That's cheating, Venom. We made a deal. You can't just take my body and use me as a stupid whore!"
The black, tar-like thing tried to cover Eddie Brock's face, but every time it failed. "I MUST GO AND GREAT MY KING! You can't keep me locked!"
"I sure can. I'm your perfect, perfect host! Now get back in. I have a date today." Eddie fought it.
"WRAAAA! Fuck you! You are my whore, Eddie! Since I'm always inside you. And I will see how you reach your date on time."
That was a low ball. Eddie ran to the audio system and played a high-pitched sound, instantly annoying Venom and making it weaker. "Okay, let's make a deal. Don't mess up today's date, and I will take you to the President as soon as the date's over."
"I do not trust your words anymore."
"There is no other way, Venom. You only got me."
Venom calmed down and relented. He had waited so long, a bit more was tolerable. "Fine, but if I see any sign of betrayal, I will throw you off the Transbay Tower."
"Cool, I agree. Now please go back in so I can clean myself. And don't call me a whore, man. It hurts." Eddie quickly agreed. After all, today he was going to propose to his girlfriend. Threats of suicide were acceptable today.
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