Chapter 255: 255. Dates
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Why was Deadpool there? He was not invited. Heck, nobody even knew him. But there he was, dancing in a dress of Marylin Monroe, giving Kennedy some PTSD as the woman used to be his wife.
Hector ran towards the man and caught him. "What the hell are you doing here?"
Deadpool blushed, however. "Oh, am I being sexually harassed? Well, I don't mind if it's you... Mister President."
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"Fuck!" Hector let him go and talked from a meter away. "Kid, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you such a mad man in all iterations?"
Deadpool got excited. "There are more like me? Will it be incest if I bang myself?"
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Hector had no patience to deal with this guy now. "What do you want?"
"I'm just having fun, boss. Can't a man dance now? Ah, I should have brought my wife too; she would have loved this party. So many awesome fellow superheroes. All my dear colleagues."
Hector waved his hand and ensured that nobody could hear Deadpool at the party, especially Moony.
"Do you know him?" Diana walked up to him and asked. Slightly disgusted at the sight of the man in tights and woman's dress, dancing seductively in high heels.
"Yes and no, ignore him. The more you think about him, the more he will crawl into your life. He's like a parasite that exists to eat your brain with his stupidity. Let's go and dance somewhere else." He held Diana's hand and walked to dance.
Meanwhile, Moony and Fernis were also on the dance floor a distance away, vibing together. Their dance was mainly jumping and rolling around, but they looked cute, and most others were busy recording the video with their phones.
However, the one going crazy with dancing was Jean and Loki, as the two threw each other around while laughing. Tony was also there with Pepper, dancing slowly while Fury and Bucky were arguing nearby about something.
Steve and Peggy were there as well, looking as perfect as in the 40s. They were old but as much in love as at the start. But in their defense, they had been together for just a few years at this point.
The music slowly became slow, and the night was starting to come to an end. For Hector, however, it was still working time as he had to go to United Galactic Federation to prepare for his re-election as the President.
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Omniversal Hell,
"I think it's time to call Hector back. Work has been piling up here. It seems it's the sin season again." Satan looked at the numbers on his Godpad.
*TING*
However, just then, a new pop-up message appeared with a voice. "Come to my place, boy. I need to talk."
"God wants to talk?" Satan quickly put all the work aside and went to Heaven's side. He was allowed there despite being the so-called Satan. The various movies lied. He was not an enemy of the angels or against them.
Soon, he arrived at the old man's hall and presented himself. "What is it, big G?"
"Start the planned test. It's about time we end this little game of ours. The Marvel Multiverse is being strained by his prorogued presence, not to mention Wonder Woman got pulled there." God ordered from his high and mighty golden seat.
Satan bowed, "I agree, old man. I was thinking of bringing him back too. There is too much work. So I will go and start the things."
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"Aunt May, you don't have to come to the airport; I can go on my own."
"Nonsense, I want to see the girl you're dating. She needs my approval, after all."
"..."
"Hah, just kidding, Peter. But seriously, I hope it's not some mean cheerleader girl from your school. I hate girls like them. Also, don't forget your phone. You'll need that on the trip," she handed him the phone.
"Thanks, though I have learned a few things about Japanese by now. Besides, we will have a tour guide with us." Peter tried to calm down his aunt as much as he could.
But he never held anything against her as he knew that she only wanted good for him and was so overprotective because she had lost everyone in her life. Now, only he was her family. She was not only like his mother, but also a great friend.
"Great, now let's get in the car, so I can hopefully drive you safely to the airport."
"W-What do you mean, hopefully?"
"Haha, just kidding, Peter. I'm a professional already, and I even took some classes. So, what is she like? Is she pretty? Is she smart? What's her name?"
Peter sighed, finally knowing why she insisted on seeing him off in the car. "She's slightly taller than me, she's very smart, and yes, she's pretty."
"Can't wait to meet her!" She giggled in her seat.
It only took them an hour to reach the airports, even when the estimated time was 30 minutes. But Peter knew this would happen, so he had left much earlier.
However, as soon as they arrived, May jumped in to hug the girl standing beside Ned. "Oh, hi there, I am May, Peter's aunt. You must be MJ."
MJ awkwardly looked around and waved her hand. "Oh... Hi."
"Let's go. We should check in quickly." Peter pushed his friends embarrassingly and got in.
But once he was gone, Aunt May took out her phone and reported to the office. "Agent Coulson, I will report in an hour."
Then she looked back again and waved happily.
Peter waved back and soon boarded the flight with his classmates. Thankfully, he got a seat with MJ. In fact, for some reason, his and MJ's seats were upgraded to First Class, where the two shared excellent luxurious seats side-by-side.
"How did this happen? Do you have some sort of devil's luck as a power?' MJ asked jokingly.
Peter honestly had no idea. "I-I don't know. It's actually the opposite. Trouble seems to always find me. But this... I think I know how this happened."
"Grandpa..."
"Mr. President?"
Both of them recalled the same man, albeit with different names. They just chuckled and relaxed in their reclined seats, sitting slightly close, but not touching.
"He's so cute... for doing such little things," MJ muttered, remembering meeting Hector at school that one time. "How did you meet him?"
Peter relived his memories in a second, and a smile dawned on his face. "In fact, he found me. When I was ten, he saved me from a truck a few days before Christmas. I was... looking at people carelessly. Ah, I mean not in a creepy way, like I was looking at happy families.
"Well, I was missing my parents. But then Grandpa saved me, Lady Diana was there too, and Moony. They took me to a mall, and bought me clothes and all kinds of gadgets. It was the greatest day of my life.
"Since then, he's been in contact."
MJ nodded, looking amused by the story. "He truly is as kind as the rumors say. Despite all the people he killed in the many wars and all... he's amazing."
"True, I wish to be like him, not in the killing sense... a man with honor." Peter fell into thought.
"What about the dog? Moony? I really want to hug him once in my life. He's so cute and fluffy." MJ wished as she hugged the pillow.
"WOOF!"
"Was that a bark?"
"WOOF WUF!"
The two quickly got up from their seat and looked back. There they found a big, white, furry gentleman, wearing a gentleman gangster hat on the head with space for ears, and a black tie. Beside him was a black-furred lady, with a cute headband.
"Moon and Fenris?" Peter exclaimed excitedly.
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