Chapter 205: A day with Yoruichi
(Ryoto's pov)
I woke up with Isane sleeping on my arm. From my experience, all girls love doing that. If I was a normal human, it would make my arm numb, but thankfully I'm not. Wonders of being strong, I guess.
The next negotiation meeting will be in a few days, so I'm mostly free for now, and so I'll need to find something to do. I'll train with Zangetsu. After all, he said that he'll teach me something, and he usually beats the shit out of me and expect me to learn... which I usually do, but that's beside the point.
The point is that about some things only he is aware of as he is my Zanpakuto. Maybe Zangetsu has an attack that wasn't shown in the series or something completely different. What I'm sure of, however, is that I'll get stronger, and I won't say no to that.
"It seems that you have woken up."
While deep in my thoughts, I heard a deep male voice coming from the window. There I saw a familiar black cat.
"Do you really need to sound like a man while in this form? It's really unsettling."
"I can't change it even if I wanted, but if I could, I wouldn't anyway. Don't you know me?" She smirked.
"Oh, I know you very well. That we can be sure of." This time I was the one who smirked, but unlike Rin or Isane, who would immediately blush and get embarrassed, Yoruichi didn't show any reaction and jumped on the bed.
Isane still hadn't woken up because she was tired after our night together, and rightfully so. I was not one to be the first to fall in battle. Even before I got the skill allowing me to have practically unlimited stamina in bed, I didn't let myself lose to Lala. I had my pride, after all.
"So, do you need something from me?" I asked.
"Do I need something from my boyfriend to meet him?" She jumped on my bare chest and started running her claw on my skin without hurting me. She was avoiding my scars like it was some kind of game.
"Not really-"
"But I want you to go somewhere with me."
I knew it. If she wanted to just spend time with me, she would wait until I was alone, and I wouldn't even know how long she waited because, in her cat form, it's almost impossible to feel her Reiatsu normally, and if she's hiding than it's literally impossible. I'm curious, though. Where does she want us to go?
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"And this is my boyfriend!"
I was sitting next to Yoruichi in her human form as she displayed me with a smug smile to Kukaku Shiba. I can already guess what happened.
"Color me surprised you were telling the truth."
So she was bragging about having a boyfriend to her friend. I like the feeling of being the source of someone another bragging about something.
"And what is that supposed to mean!? Are you really that surprised that I could get a boyfriend?"
"No, I'm surprised that someone was able to tame you." Was the answer Kukaku gave.
"I'm not tamed. I would even say that-"
I didn't let her finish as I started scratching behind her ear. Even if she is a human, it's her weak point, and as soon as I touched her, she started purring like a cat because of the pleasure that melted her reasoning, but she quickly recovered and glared at me.
"Yeah, I see how you tamed him." The sarcasm was practically oozing from her, but then she turned to me. "So, how did you get together? I can't imagine Miss wild cat getting together with someone."
"I don't know. Maybe it was my charm that did all the work."
"Your charm, is it? Tell her what really happen, honey~."
Does she really want to play this game? Really? With me of all people.
"I fought Captain Unohana to prove my relationship."
Kukaku looked at me and tried to figure out how I was still sitting in front of her... alive. While Unohana's past is not known to many people, she is still a respected Captain that held her position for a long time, but it was an unwritten rule to never piss her off.
"Smart, but do you want to tell Kukaku what form I was when you woke up~."
She doesn't plan on letting me go. I think she is trying to ruin my reputation together with hers.
I respect this pettiness, but I'm not going down without a fight.
"We both know that I'm too big to even try doing it in your car form, and you can't tell me otherwise."
We would 'argue' longer, but a pair of a fist were coming from above to land on us, but both of us avoided it using Shunpo.
"Save your flirting for when I'm not around!!!"
"Now, now, you don't need to be so angry because you're still single."
Yoruichi just added petrol to the fire that was burning inside Kukaku, and the table was thrown together with other furniture, but from the look on Yoruichi's face, I could see that she was enjoying herself. It seems that she was a lot more mischievous in her younger phase, and while she won't grow out of it, she'll undoubtedly become calmer in the future. Otherwise, more furniture will suffer.
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After the whole room was remodeled singlehandedly by Kukaku, she calmed down. She didn't manage to hit either Yoruichi or me, unsurprisingly.
"Did you really need to annoy her so much? She looked really pissed." I asked. Not that I cared that much.
"Eh." She shrugged her shoulders. "She tends to be explosive. Most of her family is like that, to be honest. Shiba's blood or whatnot."
"So, is this normal?"
I pointed to Kukaku, who was about to break a piece of wood with her bare hands.
"Yep~!"
After some small talk, Yoruichi and I returned to Sereitei as Kukaku's house was not inside the inner walls.
But I must say, it wasn't a bad day to have. Pretty relaxing with a little bit of trolling on the side.
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