Chapter 61: Pro in action
(A/N Extra chapter because I can :)
(Ryoto's pov)
The English class had started, and Irina was the one who should be teaching us but instead, she was going through her plan.
Hiroto: "Heeey, Bitch-neesan. Start the lesson already!"
Everyone started complaining about Bitch-neesan.
Irina: "AGHH!!! Quit it with all of that 'bitch bitch' stuff!!! First of all, the actual pronunciation is different!!! You Japanese people just don't have any distinction between 'B' and 'V'!!!" Besides you, Ryoto!!! You should know the difference since you can speak perfectly Russian!!!"
Ryoto: "Oh, I know the difference. I just choose to say it that way, Bitch-neesan."
I smiled sweetly, which annoyed Irina greatly.
Ryoto: "Should I say it in Russian? Would it be better, ?" (Miss bitch)
Irina: "You...!"
She took a deep breath, calming herself in the process.
Irina: "You are just a child, so your words don't hold any meaning to me."
I clapped for her.
Ryoto: "Wow, that's what I expect from an adult. Almost as impressive as your future assassination failure."
She slammed the desk.
Irina: "Listen here, you little shit!!!"
Ryoto: "Two."
Irina: "Huh?"
Irina was not the only confused by the sudden number.
Ryoto: "It's nothing important. I decided to start playing a little game. I count every time someone insults me in some way."
A vein popped on her forehead while Karma started laughing.
Karma: "Hahahahaha!!! I should use it in the future. It's genius!"
However, Irina didn't have as much of a good time as Karma.
Irina: "You brat...! You know what? You stay quiet as I teach the rest of the class!"
She coughed a few times to reset her mood and image, which didn't work, by the way.
Irina: "To pronounce 'V' correctly, first you need to bite down lightly on your lower lip. C'mon now!"
She waited until at least most of the class tried it.
Irina: "...Good. You should spend the next hour quietly like that."
The class wasn't happy with it but didn't say anymore during this lesson.
After the so-called 'lesson' we had a PE with Karasuma-sensei. Today we trained our shooting, and Koro-sensei returned with the coffee during our training. He and Irina went into the storage shed. There was silence for a while. Then the sound of shooting began for about seven seconds.
Afterward, Irina's scream was heard.
Irina: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Taiga: "Wh-what!? First gunshot, then a piercing shriek and slippery-slimy sound!"
Ryoto: "This is the sound of victory, my dear friend."
Rio: "The victory sounds like slimy tentacles."
Ryoto: "Only in this case."
Irina's screams began quiet down, and a minute later, Koro-sensei exited the shed.
Nagisa: "Koro-sensei! What happened to the breast lady?"
Koro-sensei: "My... I wanted to have a little more fun, but having class with all of you is much more enjoyable, so 6th period's quiz is going to be difficult, you know."
The door to the wooden shed opened once more, and from there, Irina slowly walked out in a gym uniform. Her eyes were unfocused, and she was also drooling.
Irina: "Impossible... for all of that to happen in a mere minute... The stiffness in my shoulders and back was loosened, I received oil, face, and lymph node massages... I was forced to quickly change clothes... and on top of that... for those slippery tentacles to do such a thing..."
She fainted and fell face straight into the ground.
Nagisa: "Koro-sensei, what did you do?"
Koro-sensei's face turned white, and his always-present smile turned into a small line.
Koro-sensei: "Who knows? Adults have their own sort of maintenance, after all."
Everyone: "That's the face of a terrible adult!!!"
Koro-sensei: "Now come, let's return to the classroom."
Everyone: "Kaaay!"
Ryoto: "Wait a minute. I need to say something to Bitch-neesan.
I walked up to now conscious but weak Irina
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Ryoto: " , ... ." (Shouldn't have accepted the bet and before I forget... I told you so.)
I started walking to the classroom but stopped when I heard Irina saying something.
Irina: " ..." (You brat...)
I turned around to face Irina and said.
Ryoto: "." (Five.)
I then left Irina lying on the ground in her newly acquired bloomers and white shirt with her name shown on her chest. I didn't forget to leave her a lollipop to cheer her up. I am such a nice guy.
Irina: "I'll get back at you, just you see."
Irina promised herself that no matter what, she'd win against me.
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The next day Irina didn't change her teaching methods. She sat at the teacher's desk in class and looked at her iPad. What surprised me the most was that apple was a thing here. I should check it back at home if that's the case there too.
Karma: "Aha- Bitch-neesan's pretty frantic. Having that sort of thing done to her must-have damaged her pride-."
Ryoto: "I would call her masochistic, but who am I to judge. I don't kink shame."
Again, there was a short silence, and it was Mr. 'Scared of shopping' who decided to speak up.
Yuma: "Sensei."
Irina: "What do you want?"
Yuma: "If you're not going to teach us, could you switch out with Koro-sensei? We're taking entrance exams this year, so..."
Irina put down her iPad on the desk.
Irina: "Hmph! You want to be taught by that vicious monster? Comparing the Earth's predicament to entrance exams... How nice to be a carefree kid~. Moreover, the way I hear it, all of you in class E... Seem to be the misfit failures of this school. Even if you start studying now, it's meaningless."
She was talking to us with clear superiority, as if she was in a higher position than all of the students here. No one liked to be looked down upon, so of course, the students didn't take it well.
Irina: "I know! Here's what we'll do. Once I've successfully completed the assassination, I'll give you five million yen to divide amongst yourselves! Such a grand sum is more than any of you will ever see in your lives! That would be much more profitable than pointless studying. So just be quiet and listen to m-"
An eraser flew next to Irina's head, hitting a blackboard behind her.
Rinka: "Get out..."
Suddenly the whole class started throwing things at Irina. Everyone yelled at her to switch with Koro-sensei and for her to get out.
Kaede: "We don't need any huge boobs around here!!!"
The exception was Kaede, who even had a sign 'No big boobs!!!'. I wonder when she made it? Did she wait for the perfect opportunity to use it? The world may never know... The other exception was Nagisa, who was usually passive and just protected his head from incoming projectiles. I, of course, didn't miss the fun and shot my eraser with my ruler.
The person who said the school is boring didn't know how fun it could be with the right teacher and classmates.
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