Beers and Beards
Beers and Beards
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SUMMARY
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 13 days ago ]
Chapter List
- Book 1 - Prologue
- Chapter 1: Trouble is brewing
- Chapter 2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
- Chapter 3: A mop and a whistle
- Chapter 4: A glass half full
- Chapter 5: Be mine
- Chapter 6: A dwarven handshake
- Chapter 7: The Firmament (1)
- Chapter 8: The Firmament (2)
- Chapter 9: Blessing
- Chapter 10: Rescue and realization
- Chapter 11: Somewhere else
- Chapter 12: A Bicycle Ride
- Interlude 1: Grim Satisfaction
- Interlude 2: Blue Opal
- Interlude 3: Glass works
- Interlude 4: The Grudge
- Chapter 13: A Salty Balin
- Chapter 14: Pete the Dwarf
- Chapter 15: Eh
- Chapter 16: Coddled
- Chapter 17: Charcoal
- Chapter 18: Boom?
- Chapter 19: Title Drop
- Chapter 20: Boom!
- Chapter 21: Blood and Vinegar
- Chapter 22: Office Gossip
- Chapter 23: Flash of Insight
- Chapter 24: Das Boot
- Chapter 25: A Wider World
- Chapter 26: Fancy Dress Party
- Chapter 27: Boomdust
- Chapter 28: BIG BOOM
- Chapter 29: Tannins
- Chapter 30: Stoneants (1)
- Chapter 31: Stoneants (2)
- Chapter 32: Burn it with Fire
- Chapter 33: Loose Ends
- Chapter 34: Closure
- Chapter 35: Interlude: Somewhere Else
- Chapter 36: Interlude: Heart to Hearts
- Chapter 37: Interlude: Ginger I Can’t Believe It’s Not Ale
- Chapter 38: Interlude: Brother Mine
- Chapter 39: The Journey
- Answering Questions and Fanart
- Chapter 40: At the Gates
- Chapter 41: Rough and Tuff
- Chapter 42: Thirsty Goat Brewing
- Chapter 43: Meet the Goldstones
- Chapter 44: Gamblin’ Dwarf
- Chapter 45: The Competition Begins
- Chapter 46: All In
- Chapter 47: Scouting the Competition
- Chapter 48: The Barck Beer Brawl
- Chapter 49: And The Winner Is....
- Chapter 50: Pong
- Chapter 51: Through the Door
- Chapter 52: The Brewing of Yeasteryear
- Chapter 53: The Grand Market
- Chapter 54: Meet the Maker
- Chapter 55: Rocket Dwarf
- Chapter 56: The Boozen One
- Chapter 57: Interlude: Bran’s Muffins
- Chapter 58: Primetime BB
- Chapter 59: Petey First Dates - Rising Action
- Chapter 60: Petey First Dates - Climax
- Chapter 61: Petey First Dates - Denoument
- Chapter 62: Thirsty Goat Brewpub
- Chapter 63: Stalking Goat
- Chapter 64: Worth the Whistle
- Chapter 65: Under Pressure
- Chapter 66: Hopback
- Chapter 67: Specialized
- Chapter 68: Chosen Path
- Chapter 69: Fishy Situations
- Chapter 70: The Grand Opening
- Chapter 71: Tourmaline
- Chapter 72: The New Brew
- Chapter 73: Waiting the Week Away
- Chapter 74: Cauldron Bubble
- Chapter 75: Lily-Livered
- Chapter 76: You Can Lead A Goat to Beer
- Chapter 77: Get Ready to Rumble
- Chapter 78: The Feud
- Chapter 79: Rack ’em and Stack ’em
- Chapter 80: Release Day
- Chapter 81: Highs and Lows
- Chapter 82: Shareholder
- Book 1 - Epilogue
- End of Book 1 Thoughts
- Book 1 Changes - Read this before starting Book 2!
- Book 2 - Prologue
- Book 2: Chapter 1: The Tax Man Cometh
- Book 2: Chapter 2: Resume Duties
- Book 2: Chapter 3: Making the Cut
- Book 2. Chapter 4: A Goatboy, a Butler, and an Action Adventurer Walk Into a Bar
- Book 2. Chapter 5: Lost in Translation
- Book 2. Chapter 6: Aptitude Test
- Book 2. Chapter 7: The New Guy
- Book 2: Chapter 8: The Darkwood
- Book 2: Chapter 9: Brewing Blues
- Book 2: Chapter 10: Talking Shop
- Book 2: Chapter 11: Guild Politics
- Book 2: Chapter 12: A Pink Raspberry
- Book 2: Chapter 13: The Magic of Friendship
- Book 2: Chapter 14: Liquid Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 15: Wheaty Bits
- Book 2: Chapter 16: Call in the Copper
- Book 2: Chapter 17: Pot Manor
- Book 2: Chapter 18: Negotiations
- Book 2: Chapter 19: A Stout Porter
- Book 2: Chapter 20: Beefs and Breads
- Book 2: Chapter 21: The Octamillenial Cooking Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 22: Market Mayhem
- Book 2: Chapter 23: Flambè de Dwarf
- Book 2: Chapter 24: Who Hates Chapter Title Spoilers?
- Book 2: Chapter 25: Axeschlagen
- Book 2: Chapter 26: Monster Mash
- Oktoberfest BACK CATALOG ONLY Stub Announcement and Cover Reveal
- Book 2: Chapter 27: Tell All
- Book 2: Chapter 28: Tom
- Book 2: Chapter 29: Sparge is a funny word.
- Book 2: Chapter 30: Quests and Queries
- Book 2: Chapter 31: Sam I Am
- Book 2: Chapter 32: Dear John
- Book 2: Chapter 33: Bean There, Done That
- An Adventure Brewing: Book 1 of Beers and Beards Release!
- Book 2: Chapter 34: The Verdict Is In
- Book 2: Chapter 35: Barista Brew
- Book 2: Chapter 36: Mine, all Mine
- Book 2: Chapter 37: The Red Rage
- Book 2: Chapter 38: The Emerald Lake
- Book 2: Chapter 39: Last Minute Preparations
- Book 2: Chapter 40: Butter Knives Aren’t Great at Stabbing
- Book 2: Chapter 41: The Guild Vote
- Book 2: Chapter 43: The Rules Arrive
- Book 2: Chapter 44: Interlude: Competitors, Assemble!
- Book 2: Chapter 45: A Month as the Dwarf Lives
- Book 2: Chapter 46: Being Judgey
- Book 2: Chapter 47: Copper and Gold
- Book 2: Chapter 48: The Octamillenial Brewing Contest
- Book 2: Chapter 51: The Last Competitors
- Book 2: Chapter 52: The Best Brewer
- Book 2: Chapter 53: Pete’s Miniature Remembrance
- Book 2: Chapter 54: Barista Brew Bundt
- Book 2: Chapter 55: Release Day Remix
- Book 2: Chapter 56: Interlude: Escaping Minnova
- Book 2: Chapter 57: Curtain Call
- Book 2: Chapter 58: The Fellowship of the Brew
- Book 2: Chapter 59: Countdown to Departure
- Book 2: Epilogue: Change
- Book 3 Prologue: The Princess is in Another Castle
- Book 3: Chapter 1: The Manticore’s Gullet
- Book 3: Chapter 2: Goldstone Clan Grumble
- Book 3: Chapter 3: Answering Hard Questions
- Book 3: Chapter 4: I Should Have Knocked on Wood
- Book 3: Chapter 5: What’s in Balin’s Bag?
- Book 3: Chapter 6: Practicing Abilities
- Book 3: Chapter 7: The Mining Town of Gemena
- Book 3: Chapter 8: Peter Bread
- Book 3: Chapter 9: Elemental, my dear Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 10: Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 11: The Walls
- Book 3: Chapter 12: Finding Home
- Book 3: Chapter 13: Body and Mind
- Book 3: Chapter 14: The Pieces Move
- Book 2 Official Release!
- Book 3: Chapter 15: Inspector Gadget
- Book 3: Chapter 16: Gone to Pasteur
- Book 3: Chapter 17: A Cozy Dwarf’s Tale
- Book 3: Chapter 18: Pink, Red, and Silver
- Book 3: Chapter 19: No Peeking
- Book 3: Chapter 20: The Quarterfinals
- Book Release: I Ran Away to Evil
- Book 3: Chapter 21: The Human Market
- Book 3: Chapter 22: Hops
- Book 3: Chapter 23: Newton’s Cradle
- Book 3: Chapter 24: Canada Gose
- Book 3: Chapter 25: Lucky Jean’s
- Book 3: Chapter 26: Clan Herder
- Book 3: Chapter 27: French Lessons
- Book 3: Chapter 28: Tablero da Gucci
- Book 3: Chapter 29: Bentley - But Not The Car
- Book 3: Chapter 30: Unexpected Meeting
- Book 3: Chapter 31: Elves!!!
- Book 3: Chapter 32: Delicious in Kinshasa
- Book 3: Chapter 33: A Worthy Brew
- Late Chapter
- Book 3: Chapter 34: What Gose Around...
- Book 3: Chapter 35: Odd Couples
- Book 3: Chapter 36: Laying Pipe With Bando
- Book 3: Chapter 37: Meeting Thadd Harmsson
- Book 3: Chapter 38: No More Beer!?
- Book 3: Chapter 39: Balin - Deepcore Dungeon
- Delay
- Book 3: Chapter 40: Dwarven Influencer
- Book 3: Chapter 41: Magic is Hard
- Book 3: Chapter 42: Nitro
- Break Day
- Book 3: Chapter 43: The Third Month of the Year 8000
- Book 3: Chapter 44: Wet and Dry
- Book 3: Chapter 45: Dwarf, Interrupted
- Book 3: Chapter 46: Imperial Majesty
- Book 3: Chapter 57: Up Schist Creek
- Big Announcement: Hearthcon
- Book 3: Chapter 48: Tourmaline Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 49: Gonna Wreck It
- Book 3: Chapter 50: Goats
- Book 3: Chapter 51: He Drinks a Lager Drink
- Book 3: Chapter 52: Decocting Gravity
- Book 3: Chapter 53: Bocks and Balls
- Book 3: Chapter 54: ’Smokin
- Book 3: Chapter 55: Unorthodox Fishing
- Book 3: Chapter 56: Therapy
- Book 3: Chapter 58: Meeting Old Friends
- Book 3: Chapter 59: The Redlip Riot (1)
- Book 3: Chapter 61: Deja Vu
- Book 3: Chapter 62: Beer Goggles
- Book 3: Chapter 64: Lords and Ladies
- Book 3: Chapter 65: The Garden of Graves
- Book 3: Chapter 66: Coins
- Book 3: Chapter 67: Bedrock
- Book 3: Chapter 68: Contingency Number Two
- Book 3: Chapter 69: In deep shit
- Book 3: Chapter 70: Duck, Duck, Dwarf
- Book 3: Chapter 71: Of Gods and Ex-Men
- Book 3: Chapter 72: Final Format
- Book 3: Chapter 73: All’s Faire in Love and War
- Book 3 Official Release on Amazon!
- Book 3: Chapter 74: Iris Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 75: India Pale Ale
- Book 3: Chapter 76: Son of Sam
- Book 3: Chapter 77: Lapis
- Book 3: Chapter 78: The Kinshasa Drinking Contest
- Book 3: Chapter 79: The King of Crack
- Book 3: Chapter 80: Proclamation
- Book 3 Epilogue: A New Day
- Book 3: Chapter 62.5: The Guild’s Decision
- Book 4: Prologue: All The Bits Of The Gods