Cameraman Never Dies

Cameraman Never Dies
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SUMMARY
them. That is, until his life deemed his playthrough unfair and gave him a red card. Poison was his family's best friend, as everyone had at least tasted it once, not twice because they never could.
Death was never on his calendar, neither was an offer for a divine gig. Enter the Deity of Stories, a celestial being with a fetish for plot twists, who offers Min Jae a deal he can't refuse: become her divine cameraman.
No, not the kind with a lens, but one who records the tales of mortals. In return, he gets a second shot at life, in a world where his dearly departed parents are alive and well, ready to dote on him from birth.
Reborn as Judge (because “Min Jae 2.0” sounded too dull), he quickly realizes this new life is no gift. This steampunk utopia, filled with airships, clockwork gadgets, and an alarming lack of Wi-Fi, thrives on manipulation. But who needs the internet when you have a divine camera and the sharp mind to control it all?
Judge isn’t just here to record stories; he’s here to write them, casting himself as the mastermind behind every twist and turn. Armed with his divine powers, he navigates complex schemes, power-hungry nobles, and ruthless industrialists, all while keeping his ultimate goal hidden: to ascend to godhood and rewrite his own fate.
Of course, he generally makes a glorious mess of things, all while trying to keep his dear parents blissfully unaware of his less-than-angelic schemes. But as the stakes rise and the Deity of Stories watches his every move, Judge must tread carefully. Can he manipulate his way to the top, or will he become just another character in someone else’s plot twist?
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Just a quick disclaimer: The book steers clear of any unwanted adult stuff. However, it does feature a potentially disturbing amount of violence—enough to make you wonder about the author's mental health.
So proceed with caution—and maybe a shield!
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated an hour ago ]
- Chapter 138: And she said, ’May thou walk upon the waters,’ and lo, he walked
- Chapter 137: Seraphis’s attempted murder— tch, he still lives
- Chapter 136: You Call That Cheating? Hold My Sword
- Chapter 135: Lost and Found? Nah, Just Lost
- Chapter 134: The Headache That Roared
- Chapter 133: Let’s go hunt some... c-cloth?
Chapter List
- Chapter 1: A Toast to Friendship, With a Side of Poison
- Chapter 2: Ether, Psyche, and Other Things You Can’t Google
- Chapter 3: World domination 101: Learn the language
- Chapter 4: Seriously! What’s up with the horns?
- Chapter 5: Seriously! What’s up with the Blood?
- Chapter 6: Journey to a DIY throne room
- Chapter 7: The Art of Sitting Around and Thinking like an evil mastermind
- Chapter 8: Teleportation for Babies: Judge’s New Bedtime Story
- Chapter 9: How to Not Die (Step One: Don’t Switch Souls with a Rubber Doll)
- Chapter 10: How do I tell a giant bird that a mannequin is not tasty
- Chapter 11: Ether Well? More Like, "Well, That Could’ve Gone Worse."
- Chapter 12: Dad’s missing, but do I care? No!
- Chapter 13: Nothing is more fishy than a dimly lit bar
- Chapter 14: Disclaimer! This is NOT a Funny Chapter
- Chapter 15: A casual stroll in the woods, with monsters as side characters
- Chapter 16: Lost in Translation: Dragon Lesson Edition
- Chapter 17: Villain rule No 1: When in Doubt, Pretend You Know What You’re Doing
- Chapter 18: When In Doubt, Add More Dramatic Pauses
- Chapter 19: The Art of Pretending You Have Everything Under Control
- Chapter 20: Signing a contract, except you don’t know the terms and conditions
- Chapter 21: Deity lessons for the mastermind of silly mistakes
- Chapter 22: Why Do Dragons Need Swords? Asking for a Terrified Baby
- Chapter 23: A cinematic battle, but the cameraman is asleep
- Chapter 24: Free demolition service, Courtesy of Cultists
- Chapter 25: My Deity Has a Better Sense of Humor Than Me
- Chapter 26: When You’re Too Bored to Fight, But the Cultists Insist
- Chapter 27: How not to annoy a mother dragon
- Chapter 28: Dragon Lord, The Grandpa of sarcasm
- Chapter 29: Studio Smackdown: Round One, When ’No Thanks’ Doesn’t Work
- Chapter 30: Blades, and Bad Decisions: Judge’s Guide to Getting Smacked
- Chapter 31: OK now for the ’not funny’ part
- Chapter 32: Eleyn’s New Hobby: Speedrunning After Judge
- Chapter 33: "Mom, I Can Explain... Sort Of" - Judge’s famous last words
- Chapter 34: Selena’s everyday life... Crashed?
- Chapter 35: Life is not all butterflies and flowers
- Chapter 36: The great cameraman... Minus all the aura
- Chapter 37: Why My Family Doesn’t Do Normal
- Chapter 38: Gugu gaga! And other baby jargons
- Chapter 39: The Art of Saying ‘Wait, What?’ When You’re Supposed to be a Genius
- Chapter 40: Hawthorne’s Guide to Looking Innocent While Being Vaguely Mysterious
- Chapter 41: The Art of Avoiding Chores: Alex’s Guide
- Chapter 42: How to train your dragon
- Chapter 43: When Life Gives You Swords, Dodge—And Then Blame the Universe
- Chapter 44: Intense staring contest: Clio wins (Obviously)
- Chapter 45: Popcorn, Time Loops, and Other Minor Annoyances
- Chapter 46: Dramatic Entrances 101: Terrifying the Time Turner
- Chapter 47: Questionable decisions— when you plan is just ’wing it’
- Chapter 48: Judge’s grand entry, but he is actually serious
- Chapter 49: The true face behind that mask
- Chapter 50: Why is the situation getting out of hand?
- Chapter 51: The Case of the Missing Puzzle Pieces: Who Needs ’Em Anyway?
- Chapter 52: When you try to make the dessert hotter
- Chapter 53: When the practical gets a theory
- Chapter 54: The dead leaves a lesson, always
- Chapter 55: The darkness makes a move
- Chapter 56: Wow! Someone have enough free time to cause chaos
- Chapter 57: One with the wind
- Chapter 58: One with’out’ the wind
- Chapter 59: Core? I Hardly Know Her!
- Chapter 60: Judge’s new goal, meet the worldbuilding department
- Chapter 61: Judge vs. A Very Stubborn Projectile
- Chapter 62: Judge: ’Did I Just Die?’ Clio: ’Not Yet, Drama King.’
- Chapter 63: A new beginning always require letting go
- Chapter 64: Dear dairy, I beseech you, please write yourself
- Chapter 65: Tavern brawl, when ice meets portal
- Chapter 66: A very, unnecessarily elaborate docking station
- Chapter 67: Catalyst Chaos: How to Pretend You Don’t Have Too Many
- Chapter 68: Gereon actually says something useful
- Chapter 69: Fireworks? Indoors? Judge lives a dangerous life
- Chapter 70: Churches are alway the grounds for villains
- Chapter 71: The meeting in the dark, who took the lights?
- Chapter 72: Judge hates people, but people likes him
- Chapter 73: Judge wants more sleep, but he just can’t
- Chapter 74: How to learn sword (without dying)
- Chapter 75: Murderous weapon, classical motherly love
- Chapter 76: Judge’s oversight: never again
- Chapter 77: Dragons Daily, the story book
- Chapter 78: A Very Misguided Monday
- Chapter 79: Not Your Average Job Interview
- Chapter 80: Not Your Average Job Interview [2]
- Chapter 81: When Happiness Took a Day Off—And Never Came Back
- Chapter 82: Judge vs. Mom: The Battle He Can Never Win
- Chapter 83: Why Sneaking Out Never Works
- Chapter 84: The Principle of Seeing Through Stuff (Just Not Clothes)
- Chapter 85: Judge’s plan for a risky endeavor
- Chapter 86: When you get lightheaded, literally
- Chapter 87: How to kidnap a four year old
- Chapter 88: The beauty and the corpse
- Chapter 89: Mom Said No Adventures, So Naturally… Here We Are
- Chapter 90: Of course, something ’had’ to happen
- Chapter 91: The super edgy assassin
- Chapter 92: Sherlock Holmes? No, different series
- Chapter 93: When dad catches you red-handed before you even start
- Chapter 94: When your mother ’runes’ your emotions
- Chapter 95: When you want to feel nostalgic but you just can’t
- Chapter 96: Intimidate the new guy, the usuals in workplace
- Chapter 97: Wow! More secrets!... Ouch! More headache!
- Chapter 98: Why is this happening, God? Oh wait I am a god.
- Chapter 99: ’Tis a tea party innit?
- Chapter 100: A Hundred Ways to Make Trouble (Noel’s Pick: All of Them)
- Chapter 101: Assassination 101: How to sneak into a castle
- Chapter 102: Relax, its just a prank— The prank
- Chapter 103: Option One: Study Spirits, Option Two: Become One
- Chapter 104: Are you sure an assassin lives here?
- Chapter 105: When a four-year-old have some very concerning stationary objects
- Chapter 106: The legend of a spirit who faceplanted through dimensions
- Chapter 107: Mission impossible: sleeping past sunrise
- Chapter 108: The Art of Hitting the Ground Gracefully
- Chapter 109: The journey to the west... or east, I dunno just teleport.
- Chapter 110: A Clocktower Pose a Day Keeps Dignity at bay
- Chapter 111: High Fashion or Hired Assassin?
- Chapter 112: Why Yes, I’m Here to Commit Fraud – Thank You for Asking
- Chapter 113: Do try this at home... or government offices
- Chapter 114: Maybe You Can’t Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy Lunch
- Chapter 115: Clowning Around in the Dark
- Chapter 116: The clown of sinister smirk
- Chapter 117: Father Knows Best... Except About Books
- Chapter 118: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Head
- Chapter 119: Transformation Isn’t That Special, Okay?
- Chapter 120: Money matters, but it does not when your reputation is on line
- Chapter 121: When you try too hard to not Jinx it
- Chapter 122: Buying firearms legally. Plot twist-there is no license
- Chapter 123: Let’s see, how do I shoot this thing?
- Chapter 124: The Great Case of the Missing Bullet Box (Spoiler: It’s in the Fog)
- Chapter 125: When you are hungry but Simon(Seraphis) says "no"
- Chapter 126: The two mentally, un-matured
- Chapter 127: Its that purple glow again
- Chapter 128: The divine... purple eyes?!
- Chapter 129: Lesson one in survival: Know your place
- Chapter 130: The Idiot, The Phoenix, and the Fine Print Conspiracy (volume 1)
- Chapter 131: The giant snake(fish) who deserved more screentime
- Chapter 132: "Don’t kill" - Brute Phoenix
- Chapter 133: Let’s go hunt some... c-cloth?
- Chapter 134: The Headache That Roared
- Chapter 135: Lost and Found? Nah, Just Lost
- Chapter 136: You Call That Cheating? Hold My Sword
- Chapter 137: Seraphis’s attempted murder— tch, he still lives
- Chapter 138: And she said, ’May thou walk upon the waters,’ and lo, he walked