Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off
Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off
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SUMMARY
Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1 - 01: A Tiger on Top of Me?!
- Chapter 2 - 02: When Reincarnation Smells Like Rotten Meat
- Chapter 3 - 03: Pain in the A*s
- Chapter 4 - 04: System, You Picked the Wrong Host
- Chapter 5 - 05: Refreshing Bath
- Chapter 6 - 06: Second Beast Husband, Han Jue !!
- Chapter 7 - 07: Su Qinglan’s Top-Notch Acting.
- Chapter 8 - 08: Bewitching or Bewitched?
- Chapter 9 - 09: Who Said Pretty Means Nice?
- Chapter 10: Fire
- Chapter 11: Drooling Female
- Chapter 12: When Life Gives You Meat, Feed the Tiger (01)
- Chapter 13: When Life Gives You Meat, Feed the Tiger (02)
- Chapter 14: Su Qinglan’s Good Intentions
- Chapter 15: How to Tame a Tiger: Step One, Feed Him Meat
- Chapter 16: A Bitch and a White Lotus in the Woods
- Chapter 17: Checkmate, Sister Mei
- Chapter 18: Died From Talking Too Much Nonsense !!
- Chapter 19: I Have A Tiger Who Cooks Bitches Alive ?
- Chapter 20: The Beastman’s True Mate
- Chapter 21: Su Qinglan’s Cooking Scam
- Chapter 22: Ginger, Eggs, and a Tiger
- Chapter 23: Strange Female
- Chapter 24: My Savage Mate Can’t Resist My Cooking
- Chapter 25: Encountering Thievery in the Beast World
- Chapter 26: Six-Tailed Fox
- Chapter 27: God Gave Him Everything But Sense
- Chapter 28: One Hit, Six Tails Down
- Chapter 29: The tribe leader is back!
- Chapter 30: Su Mingxuan
- Chapter 31: Main Mission Unlocked!
- Chapter 32: Hu Yan wants to stalk her
- Chapter 33: Poor Hu Yan !!
- Chapter 34: The Beastman with Icy Eyes
- Chapter 35: Han Jue’s Losing Battle
- Chapter 36: Spiritual Plant?
- Chapter 37: Evil Ferocious Beasts…
- Chapter 38: The White Fur Ball Revelation
- Chapter 39: Lan Lan Comes Home
- Chapter 40: Mu Lihua
- Chapter 41: Remove the Mark
- Chapter 42: Winning her father with Food
- Chapter 43: Staking Firewood in the Middle of the Tribe
- Chapter 44: The Feast
- Chapter 45: Mn... Sweet.
- Chapter 46: Can someone explain her?
- Chapter 47: Su Qinglan is Angry!!
- Chapter 48: Xu Meiyan’s Performance
- Chapter 49: Hu Yan is such a Eye Candy
- Chapter 50: The Young Master’s Performance
- Chapter 51: Raw Meat
- Chapter 52: Roasting Meat
- Chapter 53: This Female is Truly Evil !
- Chapter 54: The Beastmen’s First Barbecue
- Chapter 55: Healing Bai Ling
- Chapter 56: A New Morning
- Chapter 57: The Qinglan I Remember
- Chapter 58: Digging Potatoes in the Beast World
- Chapter 59: Trouble came knocking
- Chapter 60: New Mission Alert
- Chapter 61: Hot Potato or Hot Han Jue
- Chapter 62: Side Mission: Success
- Chapter 63: Su Qinglan’s Most Awkward Encounter
- Chapter 64: The Bump, The Prey, and The Hungry Plant
- Chapter 65: Phoenix Luck
- Chapter 66: Two Weeks in the Beast World
- Chapter 67: The Sudden Sickness
- Chapter 68: The System’s Blessing
- Chapter 69: The lonely Stove
- Chapter 70: Something happened in the Tribe
- Chapter 71: The Blessed Child of the Beast God
- Chapter 72: The Rain Season Mission
- Chapter 73: Memories of the Last Rain
- Chapter 74: Into the Forest
- Chapter 75: Su Qinglan is in need of Holy Water
- Chapter 76: How to Build a House?
- Chapter 77: Rong Ye is Gentleman?
- Chapter 78: Carried Away
- Chapter 79: Fertility Flower
- Chapter 80: Saving Liu Shan
- Chapter 81: The Beastman’s Plea
- Chapter 82: Stealing kisses from Su Qinglan
- Chapter 83: Are Hu Yan’s cubs potatoes?
- Chapter 84: Surrounded by Beasts
- Chapter 85: Don’t Snarl, You’ll Look Uglier
- Chapter 86: Kidnapped by an Owl Beastman
- Chapter 87: The Brutal Drop