Department Of Paranormal Entities (D.O.P.E)

[Incoming Transmission…]

Sender: D.O.P.E. Headquarters

Security Clearance: RED

Subject: Emergency Reader Recruitment

You were just another clueless soul, living your life thinking horror movies were a joke and demons were just edgy Halloween costumes.

You were wrong.

Horribly. Hilariously. Dangerously wrong.

Welcome to D.O.P.E.—Department of Paranormal Entities, the frontline defense between humanity and the literal nightmares leaking out of Hell.

And guess what?

You’ve just been recruited.

This is not your typical web novel. Expect:

Extreme horror (The kind that messes with your sleep schedule)

Non-stop laughter (Because fear and comedy are best friends here)

Adult jokes and inappropriate thoughts (You’ve been warned)

Two idiotic heroes trying their best not to die—or get hung upside down by their demon coach

If you're easily offended, easily scared, or allergic to sarcasm, now’s your chance to tap out.

Still here? Good.

Your options:

Add this novel to your collection.

Read at least 10 chapters and get addicted to this novel.

Drop a comment at the end of each chapter or face spiritual judgment by our ghostly HR team.

Prepare to become part of something bigger. Way bigger. Like, Hell-vs-Humanity bigger.

Failure to comply may result in unauthorized spectral activity in your room.

You’ve been warned.

[Mission Log Updated: Add D.O.P.E. to Library]

Threat Level: Class F to SSS (Good luck)

Survivability Rate: ...decreasing.

Welcome to D.O.P.E.

You're not ready.

But you're here.

Let's go.

[Transmission Ends.]

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