Dragged to Another World… and I Took the Goddess with me!
Dragged to Another World… and I Took the Goddess with me!
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SUMMARY
Finn, your average college student with one noble goal: get home and watch some quality adult content in peace. Tragically, fate had other plans. A truck barreled toward him… then stopped halfway. The driver locked eyes with Finn—
and hit him anyway.
Now he’s dead.
Wakes up in some divine waiting room. Gets mocked by a sarcastic, busty goddess. Gets offered the most useless powers imaginable.
And worst of all? Still no porn.
Frustrated beyond mortal comprehension, Finn throws an epic tantrum and drags the goddess down into the fantasy world with him. Now stuck in a realm full of grotesque monsters, cursed towns, and suspiciously moist terrain, Finn has no idea what he’s doing. No clue. No dignity. Suffering most of the time.
With zero powers, infinite horniness, and one very angry divine companion, can Finn survive this absurd new world?
Can he dodge death, outwit demonic squirrels, and maybe—just maybe—score a waifu?
Or will he die in this world too…
still painfully uncuddled?
Let the absurd isekai disaster begin.
[WARNING: THIS BOOK IS UNHINGED. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING—IT’S ALL FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1: Mythic Tier Regret
- Chapter 2: Lady Thighsticles and the Wolf from Child Support
- Chapter 3: Respect the Trip God!
- Chapter 4: My Face is Wet, My Hoodie’s Soaked, and the Slime Has Needs?!
- Chapter 5: I Got Groped by a Slime and Gaslit by a Goddess
- Chapter 6: Our Epic Journey Begins… In Literal Diarrhea
- Chapter 7: Do Not Lick the Doorknob
- Chapter 8: Three Jars Too Far
- Chapter 9: Trip God Rises (and Immediately Falls)
- Chapter 10: I Lost My Fertility to a Slime and Found Salvation in Holy Jiggle
- Chapter 11: This Is About Boobs, Not Justice
- Chapter 12: He Got Knocked Out and Still Got the Girl (Kinda)
- Chapter 13: Majestic Wiggles
- Chapter 14: Roasted by a Severed Head (And She’s Still Weighing Her Boobs)
- Chapter 15: The Elf Girl Climaxed Into My Life Like a Perverted Forest Grenade
- Chapter 16: Destiny Is Horny, and the Bridge Wants Blood
- Chapter 17: Emotional Damage Must Be Paid in Full
- Chapter 18: Let Your Trauma Do the Tango
- Chapter 19: Dignity Is for the Fully Clothed
- Chapter 20: The Bridge of Passive-Aggressive Damnation
- Chapter 21: Troll Talk: Now Featuring Emotional Baggage!
- Chapter 22: Stop Whispering My Kinks, You Leafy Perverts!
- Chapter 23: Trial of Inner Face
- Chapter 24: Motorboating My Trauma
- Chapter 25: No One Insults My Divine Rack
- Chapter 26: The Virgin Trial: Failure in Every Sense but Technically a Pass
- Chapter 27: One Small Trip for Man, One Giant Fall for Wizardkind
- Chapter 28: Beard Man and the Trip God Ascend
- Chapter 29: Our Hero Begins His Ascension… Straight Into a Trap
- Chapter 30: My Goddess Got Eaten by a Box and the Elf Is Jealous
- Chapter 31: I Made a Promise to a Pervert and Now She’s a Hero
- Chapter 32: I Accidentally Seduced a Treasure Chest and Now She’s in Love With Me
- Chapter 33: Hentai Logic Has Entered the Chat
- Chapter 34: So Apparently There’s a Race of Hot Shapeshifting Chests
- Chapter 35: Epic Magical Firewall Installed Successfully
- Chapter 36: When the Cute One Becomes a Urethra Demon — Now I must protect my Jewels
- Chapter 37: Don’t Talk Dirty to the Goddess Unless You Wanna Die Horribly
- Chapter 38: The Rooftop Battle of Absolute Morons
- Chapter 39: The Poultrypocalypse Begins
- Chapter 40: Ten Trips to Power: The Buffoon Ascends
- Chapter 41: Poultry Hit the Tower!
- Chapter 42: Wiggles Ultimate Take Down™
- Chapter 43: Hazaa! …Oh God My Spleen!
- Chapter 44: I Helped Kill a Demon Chicken and All I Got Was This Confused Boner
- Chapter 45: We Did Not Have Sex, Thank You Very Much!
- Chapter 46: Clock Magic, Cursed Yoga, and the Rise of Horny Monks
- Chapter 47: The Rearranger
- Chapter 48: She Wrote What?!
- Chapter 49: I Got a Cool Freakin Hat Yo!
- Chapter 50: A Time of Peace, Thank God!
- Chapter 51: Demon Lord? Sounds Like a Skill Issue
- Chapter 52: So, Do I Just Trip the Demon god?
- Chapter 53: Crossing the Bridge Was a Mistake (Again)
- Chapter 54: The Divine Stranglehold of Love (and Violence)
- Chapter 55: My Sanity Was Healed by Thighs and a Slap
- Chapter 56: How Can you Mess up That Badly?!
- Chapter 57: Mythic Tier Mistake
- Chapter 58: Toast to Ardin’s Cock—Wait What?
- Chapter 59: Not All Heroes Deserve a Room Key and Three Coins
- Chapter 60: Daddy, Why Are Your Swimmers Dead?
- Chapter 61: Only the Shadows Understand… Gravity
- Chapter 62: Who the Hell Leaves Lore Lying Around Like This?
- Chapter 63: I’m Not Ready for the Foot Route
- Chapter 64: Decide Where we Sleep—Not Speak of Feet!
- Chapter 65: Death by Thighs, Tea with a Bunny
- Chapter 66: Death, Hugs, and Feet: The Essentials
- Chapter 67: A True Fool
- Chapter 68: You are Signing Me up to Be Your Pleasure Slave!
- Chapter 69: S Stands for Snuggles!
- Chapter 70: Party of Three and a Walking Lawsuit
- Chapter 71: Soup Before Sterility
- Chapter 72: Fantasy Maps and Emotional Slaps
- Chapter 73: The Fork in the Road and Other Poor Life Choices
- Chapter 74: What is Making That Schlurping Sound?!
- Chapter 75: Knives, Thighs, and Terrified Guys
- Chapter 76: I Have no Voice and I Must Scream
- Chapter 77: The Art of Playing Dead (Poorly)
- Chapter 78: Do NOT Touch the Goddess’s Hair
- Chapter 79: Haus Silbertraum: Sounds Exotic, It’s Just German
- Chapter 80: Majestic Wiggles: A Name to Forget
- Chapter 81: Finn’s Internal Cry for Help (He is Losing His Sanity)
- Chapter 82: It Grabbed my Balls…
- Chapter 83: How to Traumatize a Protagonist in One Scene
- Chapter 84: Another Quest for This Tired Adventure!
- Chapter 85: Into the Slimehole
- Chapter 86: Earth Maybe in a Galaxy Far Far Away
- Chapter 87 - Where Everyone Forgets How to Sleep Normally
- Chapter 88: I Do not Want Your Slime Kebab!
- Chapter 89: And Into the Slime Cavern They Go!
- Chapter 90: Into the Goo Abyss
- Chapter 91: If It Bubbles, Run
- Chapter 92: The Slime That Should Not Be
- Chapter 93: I have a Plan Lickthorn!
- Chapter 94: Punch First, Grieve Never
- Chapter 95: Where Did the Goo on Her Hands Go?
- Chapter 96: Plot Armor vs. Terminal Stupidity
- Chapter 97: By the Holy Ovaries of Celestia
- Chapter 98: Operation: Don’t Drown in Cave Jizz
- Chapter 99: All I Have Left Is One Slimy Bean
- Chapter 100: Infertile but Not Defeated
- Chapter 101: A Spermful Tale and The Top Four Material
- Chapter 102: Centipede Roofs and Slime Fetuses
- Chapter 103: The City Beneath the Slime
- Chapter 104: I have a plan Seraphina!
- Chapter 105: Buffers Are Vital to the Party!
- Chapter 106: That’s the Last Time I Eat Gas Station Sushi
- Chapter 107: The Epic Struggle of Finn and Seraphina!
- Chapter 108: Praise the Blessing, Beat the Blob
- Chapter 109: Slime Roses and Creepy Clues
- Chapter 110: This is How Idiots Die, But Damn She’s Pretty
- Chapter 111: My Fertility Was Stolen by a Jelly Queen
- Chapter 112: Queen of Jealousy, Lady of Slime
- Chapter 113: Queen Lysithea Parts the Slimy Sea
- Chapter 114: A Wet and Wild Rescue
- Chapter 115: Boob Fortress vs. Acid Slime
- Chapter 116: Bigger Pervs in the Sea
- Chapter 117: Dumpster Priestess Chic
- Chapter 118: Dumpster Priestess, Slimy Queen, and Useless Me
- Chapter 119: Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 120: Slime’s Got Your Back (Literally)
- Chapter 121: Clogged Toilet, Slightly Less Clogged Toilet
- Chapter 122: My Slime Girlfriend Dumped Me (With Gifts)
- Chapter 123: Property Disputes
- Chapter 124: The Harem Seagull Feeding Frenzy
- Chapter 125: Interrogation and Impending Doom
- Chapter 126: The Maid’s Report
- Chapter 127: Haus Arrest
- Chapter 128: The Containment Tent
- Chapter 129: Don’t Bite the Protagonist
- Chapter 130: The Cook Who Licked Too Much
- Chapter 131: Majestria’s Foot of Judgment
- Chapter 132: The Most Dangerous Accessory
- Chapter 133: The Worst Night of His Life (Not Mine)