How To Lose A Crush In 10 Texts

Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion.

Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.”

Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens.

My name’s Ren.

And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.”

(Yeah. That’s literally what it said.)

My peaceful new life? Over.

Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls:

A sword-swinging elf.

A fire mage with zero personal boundaries.

A strict class rep who faints if I so much as look at her.

And a witch who cursed the bathroom mirror to spy on me.

They’re beautiful.

They’re powerful.

They’re dangerously obsessed.

And if I mess this up, someone’s going to get hurt—maybe me.

Reject them too late? Game over.

Fall for one of them? Even worse.

This isn’t a dating sim.

It’s survival of the cutest.

Welcome to my life. It's not just a harem. It's a hostage situation.