I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality
I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality
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SUMMARY
Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.
Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!
Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.
Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.
Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!
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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1 Corpse Worker Mill
- Chapter 2 The Beggar Scholar
- Chapter 3 Corpse Driver
- Chapter 4 - 3 Corpse Driver_2
- Chapter 5 - 4: Through the Woods and Past the Graves
- Chapter 6 - 4 Walking through the Woods and Graves_2
- Chapter 7 - 5 The Way of a True Cultivator
- Chapter 8 - 5: The Way of True Cultivator_2
- Chapter 9 - 6: The Yellow Sparrow and the Cicada
- Chapter 10 - 6: The Yellow Sparrow and the Cicada_2
- Chapter 11 - 7 Funeral Shop
- Chapter 12 - 7 Funeral Shop_2
- Chapter 13 - 7 Funeral Shop_3
- Chapter 14 - 8: Liu Mansion Tasting Melons
- Chapter 15 - 8: Liu Mansion Tasting Melons_2
- Chapter 16 - 9 Extorting Money
- Chapter 17 - 10 Flames, Travel Permit
- Chapter 18 - 11 Broker
- Chapter 19 - 12 Suppliers
- Chapter 20 - 12 Suppliers_2
- Chapter 21 - 13 Freeloader
- Chapter 22 - 13 Freeloader_2
- Chapter 23 - 14 Through the Door of Misfortune
- Chapter 24 - 14 Through the Door of Misfortune_2
- Chapter 25 - 15 Taxation
- Chapter 26 - 16 Holy Spirit Water
- Chapter 27 - 17 Tiger Seal Dragon Form
- Chapter 28 - 18 Lip Gun Can Also Kill
- Chapter 29 - 19 Golden Armor Corpse King
- Chapter 30 - 20: Undercurrents Surge
- Chapter 31 - 21: Stealthy Subterfuge and Bold Plundering
- Chapter 32 - 22 Cocoon
- Chapter 33 - 23: The Zombie Next Door Is Coming of Age
- Chapter 34 - 24: Return to the Grindstone Copy
- Chapter 35 - 25 The Melon-Eating Crowd
- Chapter 36 - 26 Comrades? Comrades
- Chapter 37 - 27 Twin Hibiscus
- Chapter 38 - 28 Professional Team
- Chapter 39 - 29: Ten Thousand Spirits Pill
- Chapter 40 - 30: The Best Yang Residence
- Chapter 41 - 31 Two-Faced Three-Blade Technique
- Chapter 42 - 32: Soldiers of the Tao
- Chapter 43 - 33 The Zombie King Can’t Lose Face
- Chapter 44 - 34: Rampant Ghost Soldiers
- Chapter 45 - 35: Not part of the family, do not enter the household
- Chapter 46 - 36: The Rebellion Tax
- Chapter 47 - 37 Dream Creation Skill
- Chapter 48 - 38: Untying the Belt, A Dream
- Chapter 49 - 39 The Advisor Can’t Tell the Difference
- Chapter 50 - 39 The Adviser Can’t Tell the Difference_2
- Chapter 51 - 40: Delivering the Corpse to the Doorstep
- Chapter 52 - 41 Unlucky Crown Prince
- Chapter 53 - 42 Double Zombie
- Chapter 54 - 43: Related Parties
- Chapter 55 - 44 Yin Ghost Jade
- Chapter 56 - 45: Throwing A Shoe to Ask for Directions
- Chapter 57 - 46 Drumming Order
- Chapter 58 - 47: Into the Dragon’s Den
- Chapter 59 - 48: Dragon and Tiger Fight
- Chapter 60 - 49: A Gathering of Talents
- Chapter 61 - 50: Different People, Different Paths
- Chapter 62 - 51: The Child’s Examination
- Chapter 63 - 52: Piling Technique, Puppet Manipulation Skill
- Chapter 64 - 53 Den
- Chapter 65 - 54 Global Observer
- Chapter 66 - 55: Having Many Skills is Not a Burden
- Chapter 67 - 56: Playing Possum
- Chapter 68 - 57 Mountain and River Map, Crane Bone Flute
- Chapter 69 - 58: Swallows Bring Spring Mud
- Chapter 70 - 59: Study Tour
- Chapter 71 - 60: Fallen Leaves Return to Their Roots
- Chapter 72 - 61: Transformation into a Zombie
- Chapter 73 - 62 Zombie Talks About the Past
- Chapter 74 - 63 The Host
- Chapter 75 - 64 Promoting Learning
- Chapter 76 - 65: Stealing the Imperial Seal
- Chapter 77 - 66: The Provincial Examination
- Chapter 78 - 66: The Provincial Examination_2
- Chapter 79 - 67 Alas, I’ve been hit!
- Chapter 80 - 67 Alas, I’ve Been Hit!_2
- Chapter 81 - 67 Alas, I’ve been hit!_3
- Chapter 82 - 68 Golden House, Yan Ruyu
- Chapter 83 - 68 Golden House, Yan Ruyu_2
- Chapter 84 - 69 Temple Fair
- Chapter 85 - 69 Temple Fair_2
- Chapter 86 - 70 Assassination Attempt
- Chapter 87 - 70 Assassination Attempt_2
- Chapter 88 - 71: Father and Son, Gentleman and Concubine
- Chapter 89 - 71: Father and Son, Gentleman and Concubine_2
- Chapter 90 - 71: Father and Son, Gentleman and Concubine_3
- Chapter 91 - 72: The Monarch’s Anxiety and the Minister’s Humiliation
- Chapter 92 - 72: The Lord’s Concern and the Minister’s Humiliation_2
- Chapter 93 - 72: The Lord’s Concern and the Minister’s Humiliation_3
- Chapter 94 - 73: Turning the Page
- Chapter 95 - 73 Turning the Page_2
- Chapter 96 - 73 Turning the Page_3
- Chapter 97 - 74 Practice Cooking More
- Chapter 98 - 74 Practice Cooking More_2
- Chapter 99 - 75 Digging Graves
- Chapter 100 - 75 Digging Graves_2
- Chapter 101 - 76: Five-Colored Steed, Thousand Gold Fur Coat
- Chapter 102 - 76 Five-Colored Steed, Thousand Gold Fur Coat_2
- Chapter 103 - 77: The Thief
- Chapter 104 - 77: The Thief_2
- Chapter 105 - 78: Slay the Red Dragon, Subdue the White Tiger
- Chapter 106 - 78: Slay the Red Dragon, Subdue the White Tiger_2
- Chapter 107 - 78: Slay the Red Dragon, Subdue the White Tiger_3
- Chapter 108 - 79: The Changeable Wind and Clouds
- Chapter 109 - 79: The Changeable Wind and Clouds_2
- Chapter 110 - 80 Galloping Immortal Disciple
- Chapter 111 - 80 Galloping Immortal Disciple_2
- Chapter 112 - 81: The Hu Yang Clan, Ghost King Mausoleum
- Chapter 113 - 81: Hu Yang’s Family, Ghost King Mausoleum_2
- Chapter 114 - 81 Hu Yang’s Family, Ghost King Mausoleum_3
- Chapter 115 - 82: The Immortal’s Banquet
- Chapter 116 - 82 The Banquet of the Immortals_2
- Chapter 117 - 83: Water Monkey, The Corpse Trick
- Chapter 118 - 83 Water Monkey, Playing Dead_2
- Chapter 119 - 84: Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 120 - 84 Narrow Road for Enemies_2
- Chapter 121 - 85: Subordination, Coffin
- Chapter 122 - 85: Subordinate, Coffin_2
- Chapter 123 - 85: Subordinate, Coffin_3
- Chapter 124 - 86: Topical Application and Oral Administration
- Chapter 125 - 86: Topical Application and Oral Administration_2
- Chapter 126 - 87: Twin Coffin, Mandarin Duck Tomb
- Chapter 127 - 87: Twin Coffin, Mandarin Duck Tomb_2
- Chapter 128 - 88: Phoenix Crown and Wedding Robe
- Chapter 129 - 88 Phoenix Crown and Wedding Robe_2
- Chapter 130 - 88 Phoenix Crown and Wedding Robe_3
- Chapter 131 - 89: A Long Journey Ahead, Mortals Pass Easily
- Chapter 132 - 89: A Long Road Ahead, The Mortal Departs Easily_2
- Chapter 133 - 90: The Banquet
- Chapter 134 - 90: The Banquet_2
- Chapter 135 - 91: Golden House to Hide the Beauty
- Chapter 136 - 91 Golden House Conceals Beauty_2
- Chapter 137 - 91 The Golden House Hides the Beauty_3
- Chapter 138 - 92 Fox Girl, Close-up Kill
- Chapter 139 - 92 Fox Girl, Close-up Kill_2
- Chapter 140 - 92 Fox Girl, Close-Quarters Kill_3
- Chapter 141 - 93 Midnight Crow of a Rooster