I Was Reincarnated as a Dungeon, So What? I Just Want to Take a Nap.
I Was Reincarnated as a Dungeon, So What? I Just Want to Take a Nap.
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SUMMARY
So, I died. Face-planted on my keyboard after a 72-hour coding marathon. Very heroic. My one dying wish? To finally get some sleep.
But the twist is : I got isekai'd. But I wasn't reborn as a legendary hero with a harem and a cheat skill. Nope. I'm a rock. A Dungeon Core, to be exact.
My new job description is simple: create a terrifying labyrinth, murder heroes, and generally be a menace to society.
Yeah, hard pass. That sounds like way too much paperwork. My new life goal is achieving a perfect 100-year nap.
Luckily, I found a bug in the System—or maybe it's a feature? My unique “Slumber System” gives me way more XP (they call it Dungeon Points here) when adventurers take a nap than when I, you know, kill them. My assigned fairy guide, FaeLina, is having a non-stop panic attack about this. Apparently, “aggressive coziness” isn't covered in the Dungeon for Dummies handbook.
So, I leaned into it. I started building the world's first 5-star dungeon resort, complete with fluffy moss beds that feel like clouds, a tea shop run by a friendly slime waiter, and pillows that hug you back. The place went viral. Knights come for the naps, mages for the therapeutic tea, and bards for the sweet, sweet content.
The problem? My five-star reviews are tanking the property values of the 'Blood Pit' dungeon next door. I'm being forced into official Dungeon Tournaments where my ultimate weapon is a lavender-scented fog machine. And the stuffy bigwigs on the Fairy Council are starting to think my little “peaceful revolution” is a threat to their entire “kill-stuff-for-profit” business model.
But the more I build, the more I realize this isn't just me being lazy. I'm uncovering an ancient, world-changing secret about why dungeons really exist, and it's a truth the gods themselves tried to bury.
My name is Mochi, and my quest is to level up from a sleepy rock to the God of Dreams. My final boss isn't some dragon or demon lord. It's the original God of Combat himself.
And I'm going to challenge him to a Nap Off for the fate of all reality.
Who knew the path to ultimate power was this comfy?
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1: Dying is a Great Excuse for a Nap.
- Chapter 2: My Fairy Babysitter is a Drama Queen.
- Chapter 3: The Ultimate Weapon is Fluff.
- Chapter 4: Unorthodox Resource Acquisition.
- Chapter 5: A Calculated Risk.
- Chapter 6: The Plushy Tactician.
- Chapter 7: Debriefing and Unconventional Loot.
- Chapter 8: The Principles of Cozy Warfare.
- Chapter 9: The Business of Comfort
- Chapter 10: The Dream Weaver’s Annex.
- Chapter 11: The First Five-Star Review.
- Chapter 12: The Man from the Ministry.
- Chapter 13: The World’s Worst Dungeon Inspection.
- Chapter 14: The Bureaucracy of Comfort.
- Chapter 15: The Grumpy Gryphon.
- Chapter 16: A Knight’s First Quest.
- Chapter 17: The Aura of Sanctuary.
- Chapter 18: The Dreamer Sentinels.
- Chapter 19: The Dreamer’s Classroom.
- Chapter 20: Psychic Caller ID.
- Chapter 21: The Unorthodox Art of War.
- Chapter 22: Hostile Mind Pacification.
- Chapter 23: Worst Mission Report Ever.
- Chapter 24: The Professional.
- Chapter 25: Code Snuggle.
- Chapter 26: The Assassin’s Therapy.
- Chapter 27: A Branding Crisis.
- Chapter 28: The Hospitality Crisis.
- Chapter 29: The Critic.
- Chapter 30: A Six-Star Review.
- Chapter 31: The Logistics of Comfort.
- Chapter 32: The Problem with Popularity.
- Chapter 33: The New Normal.
- Chapter 34: The Waiting Game.
- Chapter 35: The Plush Pit.
- Chapter 36: The Face of the Enemy.
- Chapter 37: Psychological Warfare via Cuteness.
- Chapter 38: An Unsustainable System.
- Chapter 39: The Choice.
- Chapter 40: The World’s Most Overqualified Dishwasher.
- Chapter 41: An Unforeseen Side Effect.
- Chapter 42: Dream Combat 101.
- Chapter 43: The Invincible Pillow.
- Chapter 44: The Sadness Monster.
- Chapter 45: The Mochi Method™.
- Chapter 46: Acute Cuteness Paralysis.
- Chapter 47: The Acorn Avengers.
- Chapter 48: The Final Exam.
- Chapter 49: A Father’s Plea.
- Chapter 50: The Price of a Good Night’s Sleep.
- Chapter 51: The Unwanted Houseguest.
- Chapter 52: The Cozy Battle Plan.
- Chapter 53: Aggressive Interior Design.
- Chapter 54: The Cozy Conquest.
- Chapter 55: The Duke’s gratitude.
- Chapter 56: The Complications of Royalty decree.
- Chapter 57: The Artisan’s Soul.
- Chapter 58: I Even Need a Permit for This.
- Chapter 59: The Pillow Fiend Loophole.
- Chapter 60: The Cuteness-to-Threat Conversion Scale.
- Chapter 61: A Mandatory Vacation.
- Chapter 62: The Brainstorming Session.
- Chapter 63: The Art of the Nap.
- Chapter 64: The Champion Napper.
- Chapter 65: The Napping Coach.
- Chapter 66: The Nightmare Stadium.
- Chapter 67: The Opening Ceremony.
- Chapter 68: The Twelve-Second Dungeon.
- Chapter 69: An Infuriating Anomaly.
- Chapter 70: Lethality on a Budget.
- Chapter 71: The Gauntlet of Grievances.
- Chapter 72: A Score for Annoyance.
- Chapter 73: The Chamber of Terror.
- Chapter 74: The Royal Intervention.
- Chapter 75: The Spoils of Victory.
- Chapter 76: The New Dungeon Manager.
- Chapter 77: The First Official Team Meeting.
- Chapter 78: The Proactive Pampering Plan.
- Chapter 79: The Royal Amendment.Enhancement Spa.
- Chapter 80: A Tale of Two Spas..
- Chapter 81: The Head-to-Head Gauntlet.
- Chapter 82: The Battlefield Emergency Room.
- Chapter 83: The Trail ’Stealth and Subtlety’.
- Chapter 84: The Napping Ninjas.
- Chapter 85: The Whispering Library.
- Chapter 86: A War of Silence.
- Chapter 87: A Sleepy Victory.
- Chapter 88: The Pet Spa.
- Chapter 89: The Creature Comfort Corner.
- Chapter 90: The Power of the Purr.
- Chapter 91: A Tale of Eight Kittens.
- Chapter 92: The Industrial Problem.
- Chapter 93: A Kettle Against a Volcano.
- Chapter 94: The Consolation Tea.