Infinite Cashback System
Infinite Cashback System
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SUMMARY
[SYSTEM INITIALIZING]
[Host found true calling.]
[Goals Detected: Financial Independence. Social Ascension.]
[Requirement Met: User has hit the lowest possible point.]
Jordan McKnight spent three thousand dollars on a premium coffee date with an internet model. This purchase happened right after he spent his holiday watching a different man kiss the girl he had been financially supporting for months. He reached the absolute limit of his own pathetic behavior. He sat in his unwashed apartment and decided he could not continue living as a walking punchline.
His cracked phone screen turned a soft gold.
[System Linked. Active Connections: 0]
[Core Mechanic: Spend money on registered beauties. Cashback scales with attraction.]
[Reach 50 Percent Attraction to break even. Reach 100 Percent to double your money.]
The universe decided to gamify his recovery. The Infinite Cashback System refuses to grant him magic powers or instant charisma. It simply tracks his progress and pays him to stop being a doormat. Jordan now faces his first real test. He has twenty-four hours to clean his biohazard of a bedroom and meet the model he paid to see. He also just discovered she sits two rows ahead of him in Economics class.
He needs to maintain a normal conversation and stop apologizing for existing. Earning his way back to humanity will happen one awkward interaction at a time.
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 20 hours ago ]
- Chapter 153 | The Broken Compass Needle
- Chapter 152 | The Pragmatist’s Gambit
- Chapter 151 | My Girlfriend Plays 4D Chess, I Play Not Crashing My Hondeezy
- Chapter 150 | Lo-Fi Hip Hop and Indecent Proposals
- Chapter 149 | Carpal Tunnel is Not Cute, But This Rebate Is
- Chapter 148 | On Becoming a Human Shopping Cart
Chapter List
- Chapter 1 | The Price of a Pathetic Fantasy
- Chapter 2 | Infinite Cashback: Active
- Chapter 3 | You Have 24 Hours to Stop Being You
- Chapter 4 | There Is No Tomorrow
- Chapter 5 | My First Boss Fight is a Pizza Box
- Chapter 6 | You Are What You Don’t Throw Away
- Chapter 7 | Apparently, Cleaning Counts as Cardio
- Chapter 8 | A Social Interaction Buffed by Fabuloso
- Chapter 9 | The Intimidation Fee is Apparently Complimentary
- Chapter 10 | My Name Isn’t Ricky
- Chapter 11 | My Bank Account Just Leveled Up
- Chapter 12 | Registering Her is a Financial and Emotional Risk
- Chapter 13 | SLOT ONE: REGISTERED
- Chapter 14 | A Three-Thousand-Dollar Beta Test
- Chapter 15 | We Both Drive a Honda Civic, So It Must Be Fate
- Chapter 16 | The Girl in the Rearview Mirror
- Chapter 17 | The Thud From Unit 404
- Chapter 18 | My Life Is A Sitcom
- Chapter 19 | Welcome to Unit 403
- Chapter 20 | Ground Rules for the Girl Next Door
- Chapter 21 | Do Not Get Attached to the Transaction
- Chapter 22 | My Life Is A Gacha Game Now
- Chapter 23 | The Biohazard Upgrade
- Chapter 24 | Maintenance Required
- Chapter 25 | Proximity Alert
- Chapter 26 | Amazon Princesses and Other Goals
- Chapter 27 | Resisting the RNG
- Chapter 28 | Oh. It’s You.
- Chapter 29 | The Prada Bag Guy
- Chapter 30 | A Full Deck of Pain
- Chapter 31 | Not a Date, or Something
- Chapter 32 | An Invitation to Watch Netflix (And Panic)
- Chapter 33 | A First Date in Aisle Five
- Chapter 34 | Maximum Atmosphere
- Chapter 35 | Three Feet Feels Like Three Inches
- Chapter 36 | Counter-Programming the Fear
- Chapter 37 | The Statistical Probability of You and Me
- Chapter 38 | I’m Scared
- Chapter 39 | The Calypso Origin Story
- Chapter 40 | I Lied, I Wanted You Here
- Chapter 41 | This is Some Kind of Black Magic Fuckery
- Chapter 42 | Take This Upstairs
- Chapter 43 | My First Time Was a Critical Hit
- Chapter 44 | Condoms Are for Overthinkers
- Chapter 45 | We’re Going to Need a Bigger Towel
- Chapter 46 | Post-Sex Negotiations Involve Korean Takeout
- Chapter 47 | My Superpower is Tonguing Down Suspicions
- Chapter 48 | My Brother’s Keeper Has Questions
- Chapter 49 | The Terms and Conditions of My Affection
- Chapter 50 | Twenty Million Dollars is a Very Complicated Aphrodisiac
- Chapter 51 | I Ruined Everything, But At Least I Got Legendary Loot
- Chapter 52 | My Relationship Status is Now ’In Beta Testing’
- Chapter 53 | Bros Before Hoes, Unless She’s Really Hot
- Chapter 54 | My Wingman’s Only Move is a Lie
- Chapter 55 | My Required Reading Includes Two New Beauties
- Chapter 56 | My Social Skills Are Still Buffering, But At Least She Laughed
- Chapter 57 | Socializing is a Daily Quest, Family is a Raid Boss
- Chapter 58 | My Apology Got a Failing Grade
- Chapter 59 | My Girlfriend (Maybe?) Just Summoned Me With a Single Word [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 60 | Navigating the Minefield of a Single Shared Wall
- Chapter 61 | My Lips Say Yes, My Brain Says You’re an Idiot
- Chapter 62 | The Rules of Engagement [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 63 | The Kissing Game Has No Rules [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 64 | Marking Territory [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 65 | My Mother, The Text-Nuke [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 66 | About Next Saturday... [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | We Can Be Messy Together [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 68 | Tumbleweeds, Bunnies, and Bitches
- Chapter 69 | The Siren, The Headpat, and The Loaded Weapon
- Chapter 70 | A Weather Forecast [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 71 | A Different Kind of Income Stream [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 72 | You’re Gonna Scare The Hoes [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 73 | You Will Sing Or You Will Be Shamed
- Chapter 74 | Calypso Bleeds Through
- Chapter 75 | Guilty Feet
- Chapter 76 | The Sanrio Store Option
- Chapter 77 | So, What’s Your Type?
- Chapter 78 | The Wrong Answer And The Right Answer
- Chapter 79 | You Won’t Mind, Will You?
- Chapter 80 | Cedar, Clean Laundry, and Him
- Chapter 81 | A Transactional Apology
- Chapter 82 | Comfort Over Style Tonight [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 83 | My Girlfriend, My Friend, My Swamp Monster
- Chapter 84 | I Chose Sleep Over Sex and Now We Have to Talk About Her Job
- Chapter 85 | We Said the Words
- Chapter 86 | My Boyfriend, My Brand, and The Friend Who Might Ruin Both
- Chapter 87 | My Girlfriend’s Breakfast Netted Me a $3.68 Profit
- Chapter 88 | Aggregate Demand and Three Competing Conversations
- Chapter 89 | You Can’t Out-Lift a Bad Diet
- Chapter 90 | You Upgraded
- Chapter 91 | How Do You Even Know That?
- Chapter 92 | My Fight, My Boyfriend
- Chapter 93 | The Golden Ticket Feels a Little Tarnished
- Chapter 94 | It Was Perfect. Wasn’t It?
- Chapter 95 | OBS Studio is a Terrible Wingman
- Chapter 96 | This Isn’t How You Set Up a Twitch Stream
- Chapter 97 | What Do You Mean, ’Performing’?
- Chapter 98 | Left. Left. Left. Right. No, Left.
- Chapter 99 | Thigh-Highs and Thermal Paste
- Chapter 100 | Cute is What You Call a Puppy
- Chapter 101 | Investing in My Girlfriend [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 102 | The Girlfriend Selection Committee [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 103 | A Tsundere in Thigh-Highs [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 104 | The Style War for a Simp’s Soul [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 105 | The Girl Who Calculates Coffee and the Money Laundering Quest [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 106 | My Streaming Empire Starts with an Adorable Robot [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 107 | Past Tense, Future Tense, and Present Tense
- Chapter 108 | A Shopping Trip is a Four-Sided War
- Chapter 109 | The Tri-Color Fashion Gauntlet
- Chapter 110 | Final Electricity and the Fit of a Boyfriend
- Chapter 111 | The Three-Body Problem (Swimsuit Edition)
- Chapter 112 | The Blue Bikini and the Yandere’s Threat
- Chapter 113 | Past Tense and a Parent Problem
- Chapter 114 | The Girl Who Doesn’t Share Well
- Chapter 115 | The Adele Piece and the Alluring Whisper [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 116 | Seventy-Five Percent and That Question
- Chapter 117 | The Son You Knew is Dead
- Chapter 118 | The Meal Ticket Interrogation
- Chapter 119 | An Under-the-Table Declaration of War
- Chapter 120 | My Evil Girlfriend is Trying to Kill Us
- Chapter 121 | The ROI on a Little Black Dress
- Chapter 122 | The Calypso Protocol
- Chapter 123 | G-Spot Overdrive
- Chapter 124 | Don’t Move Yet
- Chapter 125 | Biohazard Situation
- Chapter 126 | The 72-Hour Ultimatum
- Chapter 127 | Please Dance Responsibly [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 128 | Schrödinger’s Lootbox
- Chapter 129 | A Sleepy Confession
- Chapter 130 | A Wild Kumiko Appears
- Chapter 131 | Professor Yamanaka’s Practical Exam
- Chapter 132 | Of All the Lofts in All the World...
- Chapter 133 | The Queen in Repose
- Chapter 134 | A Luxury We Can’t Afford [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 135 | Computer First, Therapy Later
- Chapter 136 | Tech Support
- Chapter 137 | Something That Belonged Only to Her [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 138 | StellarNote [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 139 | Let’s Go Build Me an Empire [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 140 | Hooks [CASTLE BONUS]
- Chapter 141 | Starting a Business is Easy, Just Loan Your Baby Money
- Chapter 142 | The ROI of a Good Carpool Karaoke Session
- Chapter 143 | A Gas Station Confession and an Indecent Proposal
- Chapter 144 | From Blue-Screen-of-Death to a Feeling of Safety
- Chapter 145 | An Unscheduled Cinematic Cutscene
- Chapter 146 | Welcome to Micro Center, Population: My Anxiety
- Chapter 147 | A Wild Customer Service Employee Appears
- Chapter 148 | On Becoming a Human Shopping Cart
- Chapter 149 | Carpal Tunnel is Not Cute, But This Rebate Is
- Chapter 150 | Lo-Fi Hip Hop and Indecent Proposals
- Chapter 151 | My Girlfriend Plays 4D Chess, I Play Not Crashing My Hondeezy
- Chapter 152 | The Pragmatist’s Gambit
- Chapter 153 | The Broken Compass Needle