ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!
ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!
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SUMMARY
Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!
Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.
From dodging unwanted “affections”, to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called “friends,” and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him “Shitman.”
With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—“Why is my isekai life like this!?”
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1: Orc-ward Encounters ( 1 )
- Chapter 2: A Sake-Fueled Rant ( 2 )
- Chapter 3: First Day in Fantasy ( 3 )
- Chapter 4: A Hero’s Welcome? ( 4 )
- Chapter 5: The Road to Briskle ( 5 )
- Chapter 6: Food, Flirting, and Fumbles ( 6 )
- Chapter 7: Locked Up and Laughing ( 7 )
- Chapter 8: Burnt Bread and Bold Brews ( 8 )
- Chapter 9: Flirting Behind Bars ( 9 )
- Chapter 10: The Sweetness of Firsts ( 10 )
- Chapter 11: Bids and Banter ( 11 )
- Chapter 12: Temporary ID, Permanent Trouble ( 12 )
- Chapter 13: Stones, Stew, and Sarcasm ( 13 )
- Chapter 14: From Sweat to Soak ( 14 )
- Chapter 15: Ale, Meat, and Mayhem ( 15 )
- Chapter 16: From Ale to Excrement ( 16 )
- Chapter 17: The Reality Check of Adventurer Life ( 17 )
- Chapter 18: Skills and Scary Chiefs ( 18 )
- Chapter 19: Haggling and Hygiene ( 19 )
- Chapter 20: Jelly Jiggles and Combat Lessons ( 20 )
- Chapter 21: Training in a Harsh World ( 21 )
- Chapter 22: Thieves, Skewers, and Curves ( 22 )
- Chapter 23: Swords, Armor, and Dreams ( 23 )
- Chapter 24: From Boredom to Triumph ( 24 )
- Chapter 25: The First Fusion ( 25 )
- Chapter 26: A Day in the Life of Hazuki ( 26 )
- Chapter 27: From Farewell to Fists ( 27 )
- Chapter 28: Bets and Brawls ( 28 )
- Chapter 29: Banter and Bonds ( 29 )
- Chapter 30: Accidental Heroics ( 30 )
- Chapter 31: Chaos in the Night ( 31 )
- Chapter 32: Tired of Goblins, Dreaming of Boobs ( 32 )
- Chapter 33: The Journey to Yumia Town ( 33 )
- Chapter 34: The Ring That Sealed It ( 34 )
- Chapter 35: The Price of a Promise ( 35 )
- Chapter 36: Ales and Antics ( 36 )
- Chapter 37: The Trouble with Trouble ( 37 )
- Chapter 38: The Weight of an Oath ( 38 )
- Chapter 39: A Day in Yumia Town ( 39 )
- Chapter 40: The Trials of a New Adventurer ( 40 )
- Chapter 41: Fluff and Fury ( 41 )
- Chapter 42: Rolling for Riches ( 42 )
- Chapter 43: Coffee, Books, and Ambitions ( 43 )
- Chapter 44: Struggles of a Newcomer ( 44 )
- Chapter 45: Meat, Mischief, and Pinky Promises ( 45 )
- Chapter 46: Dining with Ellyn ( 46 )
- Chapter 47: Accepting His Fate ( 47 )
- Chapter 48: The Reluctant Storyteller ( 48 )
- Chapter 49: Tales for the Kids ( 49 )
- Chapter 50: Slimes and Sarcasm ( 50 )
- Chapter 51: The Loot ( 51 )
- Chapter 52: Golden Eyes, Hidden Truths ( 52 )
- Chapter 53: The Chase Begins ( 53 )
- Chapter 54: Desperate Measures ( 54 )
- Chapter 55: Innocent Confusion ( 55 )
- Chapter 56: Shadows in the Crowd ( 56 )
- Chapter 57: Trouble Over Dinner ( 57 )
- Chapter 58: Sips, Spells, and Secrets ( 58 )
- Chapter 59: A Sweet Start to the Day ( 59 )
- Chapter 60: Focus and Frustration ( 60 )
- Chapter 61: Slumbering Secrets ( 61 )
- Chapter 62: Catgirl’s Command ( 62 )
- Chapter 63: Promises and Pacts ( 63 )
- Chapter 64: Unlocking Potential ( 64 )
- Chapter 65: Pinky Promises and Surprises ( 65 )
- Chapter 66: Slapstick and Strikes ( 66 )
- Chapter 67: Crazy Guy vs. Assassins ( 67 )
- Chapter 68: Hugs, Confusion, and Chaos ( 68 )
- Chapter 69: A Small Farewell, A Big Promise ( 69 )
- Chapter 70: From Yumia to Lucia ( 70 )
- Chapter 71: Ashes, Axes, and Awkward Encounters ( 71 )
- Chapter 72: Run, Hazuki, Run! ( 72 )
- Chapter 73: Desperate Measures ( 73 )
- Chapter 74: Opportunities in the Shadows ( 74 )
- Chapter 75: Welcome Back, Ellyna! ( 75 )
- Chapter 76: The Price of a Stare ( 76 )
- Chapter 77: Shock and Awe ( 77 )
- Chapter 78: Princess Musings ( 78 )
- Chapter 79: Summons and Schemes ( 79 )
- Chapter 80: Floating Free ( 80 )
- Chapter 81: In the Shadow of the Prison ( 81 )
- Chapter 82: The Price of Information ( 82 )
- Chapter 83: Charming Deception ( 83 )
- Chapter 84: The Unfortunate Detour ( 84 )
- Chapter 85: Wandering in Hazlin ( 85 )
- Chapter 86: Finder’s Keepers ( 86 )
- Chapter 87: The Day Got Crazy ( 87 )
- Chapter 88: Laughing Through the Chaos ( 88 )
- Chapter 89: Adventures and Aspirations ( 89 )
- Chapter 90: Unexpected Delights ( 90 )
- Chapter 91: The Chase for Hazuki ( 91 )
- Chapter 92: Dual Pursuits ( 92 )
- Chapter 93: Predators at Play ( 93 )
- Chapter 94: Secrets and Ambitions ( 94 )
- Chapter 95: Treasure or Terror? ( 95 )
- Chapter 96: Sealed Fates ( 96 )
- Chapter 97: The Perverted Spirit ( 97 )
- Chapter 98: Unexpected Guests ( 98 )
- Chapter 99: Royal Rejection ( 99 )
- Chapter 100: A Whiff of Trouble ( 100 )
- Chapter 101: A Sword and Its Wielder ( 101 )
- Chapter 102: Dinner with a Sword Spirit ( 102 )
- Chapter 103: Morning Mishaps ( 103 )
- Chapter 104: Shadows of Ambition ( 104 )
- Chapter 105: Secrets of the Heart ( 105 )
- Chapter 106: Whims of Fate ( 106 )
- Chapter 107: Squatting Sage ( 107 )
- Chapter 108: Chasing Shadows ( 108 )
- Chapter 109: The Accidental Beggar ( 109 )
- Chapter 110: Screams in the Shadows ( 110 )
- Chapter 111: Dreams and Detours ( 111 )
- Chapter 112: Laces and Lies ( 112 )
- Chapter 113: Vine and Flame ( 113 )
- Chapter 114: Fated Paths ( 114 )
- Chapter 115: Tied Up in Trouble ( 115 )
- Chapter 116: Just Kicking It ( 116 )
- Chapter 117: Just a Little Overkill ( 117 )
- Chapter 118: Just Another Day ( 118 )
- Chapter 119: Secrets in the Air ( 119 )
- Chapter 120: Floating Friends ( 120 )
- Chapter 121: The Clueless Human ( 121 )
- Chapter 122: Royal Complications ( 122 )
- Chapter 123: Secrets and Spoils ( 123 )
- Chapter 124: Eager for Noms ( 124 )
- Chapter 125: Wandering with Ridan ( 125 )
- Chapter 126: Royal Assassins ( 126 )
- Chapter 127: Silent Executions ( 127 )
- Chapter 128: Princess in Disguise ( 128 )
- Chapter 129: Navigating the City Streets ( 129 )
- Chapter 130: Through the Alleyways ( 130 )
- Chapter 131: Treasures and Troublemakers ( 131 )
- Chapter 132: Unforgettable Moment ( 132 )
- Chapter 133: Heart of the Fool ( 133 )
- Chapter 134: Joyful Hopes ( 134 )
- Chapter 135: Bound by Destiny ( 135 )
- Chapter 136: A Heroic Accident ( 136 )
- Chapter 137: Tails and Turmoil ( 137 )
- Chapter 138: Kisses, Kick, and Confusion ( 138 )
- Chapter 139: Heartfelt Punishment ( 139 )
- Chapter 140: A Hand to Hold ( 140 )
- Chapter 141: Heartbeats Over Hoofbeats ( 141 )
- Chapter 142: Between Clouds and Kisses ( 142 )
- Chapter 143: Love’s Light and Laughter ( 143 )
- Chapter 144: Panic on the Plains ( 144 )
- Chapter 145: Fish, Friends, and Follies ( 145 )
- Chapter 146: Madness Unleashed ( 146 )
- Chapter 147: Treasure and Trash ( 147 )
- Chapter 148: Tall Tales and Tiny Spirits ( 148 )
- Chapter 149: The Spirit’s Prank ( 149 )
- Chapter 150: Food, Friends, and a Floating Mischief ( 150 )
- Chapter 151: A Drink and a Deal ( 151 )
- Chapter 152: Bargains and Beasts ( 152 )
- Chapter 153: Loss and Obsession ( 153 )
- Chapter 154: A Quiet Town, a Coming Storm ( 154 )
- Chapter 155: Bites, Bickering, and Shadows ( 155 )
- Chapter 156: Level 41 and Still Simping ( 156 )
- Chapter 157: Invisible Partner, Inevitable Chaos ( 157 )
- Chapter 158: Zap! Boom! Goblins ( 158 )
- Chapter 159: Exp and Ears ( 159 )
- Chapter 160: Rings, Regrets, and Ridan ( 160 )
- Chapter 161: Smash, Burn, and Loot ( 161 )
- Chapter 162: GPS, Panic, and Obsession ( 162 )
- Chapter 163: The Spirit’s Longing ( 163 )
- Chapter 164: Chaos at the Guild ( 164 )
- Chapter 165: Loot, Lament, and Laughs ( 165 )
- Chapter 166: Street Showdown ( 166 )
- Chapter 167: No Swords, No Mercy ( 167 )
- Chapter 168: One-Man Rampage ( 168 )
- Chapter 169: Crazy Victory, Crazy Life ( 169 )
- Chapter 170: Mischief with Ridan ( 170 )
- Chapter 171: Simple Errands, Simple Life ( 171 )
- Chapter 172: Small Errands, Big Surprises ( 172 )
- Chapter 173: Spooks, and Spite ( 173 )
- Chapter 174: Deeds, Demands, and Desperation ( 174 )
- Chapter 175: Tough Love and Trouble ( 175 )
- Chapter 176: The Hard Truth of Soft Hearts ( 176 )
- Chapter 177: The Man Who Means Business ( 177 )
- Chapter 178: Shadows of the Past, Light of the Present ( 178 )
- Chapter 179: Official Records, Unofficial Feelings ( 179 )
- Chapter 180: Small Steps, Big Hearts ( 180 )
- Chapter 181: Hands that Heal ( 181 )
- Chapter 182: Small Acts, Big Differences ( 182 )
- Chapter 183: Silent Night, Ominous Dawn ( 183 )
- Chapter 184: Sleeper’s Body, Demon’s Play ( 184 )
- Chapter 185: Spirit of Destruction ( 185 )
- Chapter 186: Burning Bright, Beating Fast ( 186 )
- Chapter 187: Panic in Macia ( 187 )
- Chapter 188: Dark Clouds and Distant Thunder ( 188 )
- Chapter 189: After the Battle, Before the Dawn ( 189 )
- Chapter 190: Wild Strength, Quiet News ( 190 )
- Chapter 191: The Town’s Frenzy ( 191 )
- Chapter 192: From Fear to Faith ( 192 )
- Chapter 193: Peace After Chaos ( 193 )
- Chapter 194: Linked by Hope ( 194 )
- Chapter 195: Heroes Without Capes ( 195 )
- Chapter 196: Pinkies, Punishments, and Promotions ( 196 )
- Chapter 197: Famous Without Fame ( 197 )
- Chapter 198: Ghost Dealer of Macia ( 198 )
- Chapter 199: Foundations of Hope ( 199 )
- Chapter 200: Fortune in Flesh ( 200 )
- Chapter 201: Purely for the Meat ( 201 )
- Chapter 202: The Unknown Class ( 202 )
- Chapter 203: A Trap of Words ( 203 )
- Chapter 204: Fading Memories, Growing Bonds ( 204 )
- Chapter 205: Lazy but Lucky ( 205 )
- Chapter 206: The Hidden Threats ( 206 )
- Chapter 207: A Day at the Orphanage ( 207 )
- Chapter 208: Little Steps and Big Flavors ( 208 )
- Chapter 209: Chaos at the Firepit ( 209 )
- Chapter 210: Dark Tides Rising ( 210 )
- Chapter 211: The Wild Howl ( 211 )
- Chapter 212: Death’s Feral Smile ( 212 )
- Chapter 213: Green Fire, Red Eyes ( 213 )
- Chapter 214: He Who Laughs Last ( 214 )
- Chapter 215: Closing the Rift ( 215 )
- Chapter 216: A Predator’s Smile ( 216 )
- Chapter 217: Darkness’s Breath ( 217 )
- Chapter 218: A Night Behind, A Day Ahead ( 218 )
- Chapter 219: A Day in the Life of Hazuki ( 219 )
- Chapter 220: Lazy but Lethal ( 220 )
- Chapter 221: Vain Lust and Hidden Plots ( 221 )
- Chapter 222: Riddles and Bites ( 222 )
- Chapter 223: Unseen Power, Untamed ( 223 )
- Chapter 224: Buns and Burdens ( 224 )
- Chapter 225: Pranks and Surprises ( 225 )
- Chapter 226: Brawls and Business ( 226 )
- Chapter 227: Nobles and Nonsense ( 227 )
- Chapter 228: Children, Chaos, and Comfort ( 228 )
- Chapter 229: In the Crosshairs ( 229 )
- Chapter 230: The Broken Heroes of Elendor ( 230 )
- Chapter 231: A Matter of Favor ( 231 )
- Chapter 232: The Walk of Authority ( 232 )
- Chapter 233: The Observant Eye ( 233 )
- Chapter 234: Secrets Behind a Smile ( 234 )
- Chapter 235: Guilt and Grace ( 235 )
- Chapter 236: Hidden Dreams ( 236 )
- Chapter 237: Dreams of a Quiet Life ( 237 )
- Chapter 238: Gold, Glory, and Booze ( 238 )
- Chapter 239: Shadows in the Market ( 239 )
- Chapter 240: Busted and Broken ( 240 )
- Chapter 241: Shadows of the Mission ( 241 )
- Chapter 242: Getting Fancy with Uncle Hazuki ( 242 )
- Chapter 243: Carriages, Chaos, and Charm ( 243 )
- Chapter 244: Excluded in Silence ( 244 )
- Chapter 245: Thrown to the Back ( 245 )
- Chapter 246: The Cost of Disrespect ( 246 )
- Chapter 247: Disgrace Among Nobles ( 247 )
- Chapter 248: Memories of Hardship ( 248 )
- Chapter 249: The Hidden Threat ( 249 )
- Chapter 250: Legal Bonds and Promises ( 250 )
- Chapter 251: A Signed Truce ( 251 )
- Chapter 252: Walking Forward ( 252 )
- Chapter 253: Kids, Promises, and Peace ( 253 )
- Chapter 254: The Road Beyond ( 254 )
- Chapter 255: Heat and Cold ( 255 )
- Chapter 256: Spirit and Slayer ( 256 )
- Chapter 257: Flickers of Hope ( 257 )
- Chapter 258: Memories in the Dust ( 258 )
- Chapter 259: Sand, Spells, and Sudden Forests ( 259 )
- Chapter 260: Steps Toward Love ( 260 )
- Chapter 261: Bite, Beer, and No Regret ( 261 )
- Chapter 262: Simple Life, Big Wallet ( 262 )
- Chapter 263: Laziness, Laughs, and Floating Spoons ( 263 )
- Chapter 264: Heels, Hammers, and Chaos ( 264 )
- Chapter 265: Freedom the Clock Can’t Give ( 265 )
- Chapter 266: Hazuki’s Hilarious Heel Hunt ( 266 )
- Chapter 267: Promise of Eternity ( 267 )
- Chapter 268: Elegance and Authority ( 268 )
- Chapter 269: The Eyes That See All ( 269 )
- Chapter 270: Simple Dream of Hazuki ( 270 )
- Chapter 271: Beside a Spirit, Beyond the World ( 271 )
- Chapter 272: The Humble Hero’s History ( 272 )
- Chapter 273: Small Stories, Big Heart ( 273 )
- Chapter 274: Wrath of a Mad King ( 274 )
- Chapter 275: Nature’s Silence, Heart’s Rest ( 275 )
- Chapter 276: Lost in Calm, Found in Choice ( 276 )
- Chapter 277: Quest of the Impossible ( 277 )
- Chapter 278: Back to Nature, Back to Reality ( 278 )
- Chapter 279: A World of Choices ( 279 )
- Chapter 280: Herb for Hope ( 280 )
- Chapter 281: A Little Girl’s Wish ( 281 )
- Chapter 282: Lifespans and Lore ( 282 )
- Chapter 283: Bound by Vows, Freed by Truth ( 283 )
- Chapter 284: Gifts of the Forest ( 284 )
- Chapter 285: Smell of Death ( 285 )
- Chapter 286: Chaos in the Poison Plain ( 286 )
- Chapter 287: The Hidden Blessing ( 287 )
- Chapter 288: Lucky or Foolish ( 288 )
- Chapter 289: Hazuki’s Rough Day ( 289 )
- Chapter 290: Humor and Heart ( 290 )
- Chapter 291: The Vanishing Target ( 291 )
- Chapter 292: Journey & Reflection ( 292 )
- Chapter 293: The Bold Outsider ( 293 )
- Chapter 294: When Power Speaks ( 294 )
- Chapter 295: Hazuki’s Unwanted Companion ( 295 )
- Chapter 296: A Very Quiet Morning ( 296 )
- Chapter 297: Shadows of the Unknown ( 297 )
- Chapter 298: Into the Cursed Realm ( 298 )
- Chapter 299: The Beast Within ( 299 )
- Chapter 300: Wildfire and Whimsy ( 300 )
- Chapter 301: The Curse and the Cursed ( 301 )
- Chapter 302: Sleep, Hallucinate, Survive ( 302 )
- Chapter 303: Herb Quest and Town Pursuit ( 303 )
- Chapter 304: Adaptation in the Wild ( 304 )
- Chapter 305: A Tree of Life and Secrets ( 305 )
- Chapter 306: A Shirt and a Dream ( 306 )
- Chapter 307: Betrayal in the Hall ( 307 )
- Chapter 308: Dwarven Deals and Dangerous Routes ( 308 )
- Chapter 309: Lost and Lurking ( 309 )
- Chapter 310: Frost, Fire, and Fate ( 310 )
- Chapter 311: A Kiss, A Promise, A Spirit ( 311 )
- Chapter 312: A Love Spook-out ( 312 )
- Chapter 313: Silent Memories ( 313 )
- Chapter 314: Ghosts of the Past ( 314 )
- Chapter 315: Chaos in the Lava Fields ( 315 )
- Chapter 316: The Princess on His Shoulders ( 316 )
- Chapter 317: Hope in the Darkness ( 317 )
- Chapter 318: Bubbles of Innocence ( 318 )
- Chapter 319: A Quiet Sacrifice ( 319 )
- Chapter 320: Smallest Heart, Biggest Dreams ( 320 )
- Chapter 321: Silent Judgment ( 321 )
- Chapter 322: Bonds Beyond Silence ( 322 )
- Chapter 323: Soft Lights, Bold Hearts ( 323 )
- Chapter 324: The Seal and the Smile ( 324 )
- Chapter 325: A House By the Lake ( 325 )
- Chapter 326: Spice and Sparks ( 326 )
- Chapter 327: Eight Years, One Promise ( 327 )
- Chapter 328: The Dress That Says It All ( 328 )
- Chapter 329: Roasted Meat and Roasted Nerves ( 329 )
- Chapter 330: Baka! Densezuki! ( 330 )