King of All I Survey
King of All I Survey
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SUMMARY
When an alien ambassador crash-lands in Tim's backyard and demands, 'Take me to your leader,' the 12-year-old does what any kid would do: he points to himself and says, 'That’s me. I’m the King of Earth.'
Now, thanks to a hastily signed treaty (and a promise to hand over Jupiter), Tim’s got an armory of world-ending alien tech, an invulnerable Planetary Base in his backyard treehouse, and one tiny problem: nobody told him ruling a planet would be this hard. Between conquering Earth, fending off hostile fleets, outsmarting intergalactic bureaucrats, and explaining his absences to his Trekkie dad, Tim’s in way over his head. But if he can’t bluff his way through alien diplomacy fast, humanity might end up as collateral damage.
“King of All I Survey” is a fun, heart-pounding sci-fi adventure where one kid’s lie decides the fate of Earth—and homework is nothing compared to intergalactic war.
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1: I’m in Charge Here
- Chapter 2: Super-Secret Headquarters Treehouse Fortress
- Chapter 3: Literally the Greatest Treehouse on Earth
- Chapter 4: Are You Kidding? (...or Am I Kidding Myself?)
- Chapter 5: A Process of Discovery
- Chapter 6: Opening Statements
- Chapter 7: An Amicable Settlement
- Chapter 8: Basic Education
- Chapter 9: How I Spent my Summer Vacation
- Chapter 10: Sowing the Seeds
- Chapter 11: The Seeds of Despair Yield The Grapes of Wrath
- Chapter 12: The Grapes of Wrath Yield Bitter Dregs
- Chapter 13: Big Boys Don’t Cry - Yes They Do, and That’s Okay
- Chapter 14: Beam Me Up to Trekkie Heaven, Scotty!
- Chapter 15: I’m Not Asking for Permission, Dad
- Chapter 16: You Work for Me Now, Dad
- Chapter 17: Mission Overview Briefing
- Chapter 18: Ya’ik wa kik’il - Together We Give Food
- Chapter 19: Who’s Telling Mom about the Aliens?
- Chapter 20: Welcoming Mom to my Super-Secret Planetary Leadership Headquarters Treehouse Fortress
- Chapter 21: A Trip to the Beach While A New Fortress Grows Overnight
- Chapter 22: Mom Goes on a Killing Spree
- Chapter 23: First Encounter with Algunos Muy Malos (Some Very Bad Guys)
- Chapter 24: Taking Stock of our Weaponry
- Chapter 25: My Murderous Mother Fixes our Plan
- Chapter 26: Manny’s First Mission
- Chapter 27: On the Road to Trouble
- Chapter 28: Let’s Go for a Ride
- Chapter 29: The Field Agent’s Report Card
- Chapter 30: An Invitation from The Dark Side
- Chapter 31: Mom Becomes Maribel and Forgets Her Family
- Chapter 32: Maribel Reviews Rafael’s Background Check
- Chapter 33: Cognitive Dissonance Correction for Maribel
- Chapter 34: We’re Being Followed
- Chapter 35: The Devil is a Charming Man
- Chapter 36: The Devil’s Origin Story
- Chapter 37: Maribel Becomes Mom and Takes Charge
- Chapter 38: Can You Believe a Devil’s Apology?
- Chapter 39: If the Devil Holds All the Cards...
- Chapter 40: Mutually Assured Destruction
- Chapter 41: Sending a Message to Xibalba
- Chapter 42: Take Your Rightful Place in History
- Chapter 43: Like Scarface from the Movies
- Chapter 44: Maribel Goes Off-Script and Changes the Plan
- Chapter 45: Wait Until Your Mother Gets Home, Mister... Um, my King
- Chapter 46: Can the Devil be Corrupted?
- Chapter 47: Mom Comes Home to Help Me Plan for Fourth Grade
- Chapter 48: A Game of Chess Begins
- Chapter 49: The Queen’s Gambit
- Chapter 50: Queen’s Gambit Accepted
- Chapter 51: Checkmate
- Chapter 52: Ready to Change the World with a Speech
- Chapter 53: Stay Tuned for an Important Message
- Chapter 54: The Icemen Cometh
- Chapter 55: Dad Owes Luis a Beer
- Chapter 56: Cry ’Havoc!’ and Let Slip the Dogs of War
- Chapter 57: Do You Know Who your Friends Are, Mr. President?
- Chapter 58: King’s Gambit Offered
- Chapter 59: King’s Gambit Declined
- Chapter 60: Lasers in the Jungle Somewhere
- Chapter 61: Expanding the Theater
- Chapter 62: Manifesting Miracles of Science
- Chapter 63: A New Battle Plan
- Chapter 64: The Battle for La Mesilla
- Chapter 65: Reflecting on The Fragile Nature of Humanity
- Chapter 66: Rafael Tries not to Kill his Therapist
- Chapter 67: The Plot Thickens
- Chapter 68: The CIA Decides to Pay a Visit
- Chapter 69: Let’s Do Lunch
- Chapter 70: Being a Smart-ass
- Chapter 71: Let’s Not Play at Charades
- Chapter 72: Prospecting for New Worlds
- Chapter 73: Big Bang Theories
- Chapter 74: Mexico and Colombia
- Chapter 75: A Gathering for Reconciliation
- Chapter 76: We’re Under Attack!
- Chapter 77: "Fear is the Mind-Killer"
- Chapter 78: Selling a Brighter Future
- Chapter 79: Dmitri the Interrogator
- Chapter 80: Who’s Who?
- Chapter 81: Sometimes, Even the King of Earth Needs a Hug
- Chapter 82: Stop Doing That with My Mother!
- Chapter 83: My Mother Told Me Not to Marry a Trekkie
- Chapter 84: A Punch in the Face or a Cold Beer?
- Chapter 85: Which CIA is Targeting Us?
- Chapter 86: We Just Followed the Evidence Trail
- Chapter 87: Sit Down and Shut Up
- Chapter 88: Schrödinger’s Tree Trunk
- Chapter 89: The Corbomite Project
- Chapter 90: First Day of School for the Teachers
- Chapter 91: A Professor Gets Schooled
- Chapter 92: Bailey’s Believe it or Not!
- Chapter 93: ...And our Health Plan Includes Eternal Youth
- Chapter 94: Teaching an Old Dog...
- Chapter 95: The Android Bodies are Ready
- Chapter 96: Just Be Yourself, Unless you Can Be Superman...
- Chapter 97: Let’s Go Flying
- Chapter 98: Mom Meets the Androids
- Chapter 99: Did you Really Mean to Declare War?
- Chapter 100: The Trompowsky Attack: Make Your Decision
- Chapter 101: When the Inmates Run the Asylum
- Chapter 102: A Prison Inside a Prison
- Chapter 103: Tonight, There’s Going to be a Jailbreak!
- Chapter 104: Rolling Stones Soon Become Avalanches
- Chapter 105: The Extraction
- Chapter 106: Deal or No Deal?
- Chapter 107: Stacking the Odds in Our Favor
- Chapter 108: Let’s Build a Factory
- Chapter 109: We Can Find a Better Solution If New Problems Don’t Keep Coming
- Chapter 110: Maribel Plans Strategy with Guatemala
- Chapter 111: What if Colombia Does Attack?
- Chapter 112: Everybody Got Your Assignments?
- Chapter 113: Researchers’ Resort
- Chapter 114: When Everything You Thought You Knew Was Wrong
- Chapter 115: Getting Our Priorities Straight
- Chapter 116: I Spend a Day at The Beach and the World Goes Crazy
- Chapter 117: OK, Here’s my Plan
- Chapter 118: Our Endgame Revealed
- Chapter 119: It’s Go Time
- Chapter 120: Game Over
- Chapter 121: I Laugh at Your Primitive Quantum Computing
- Chapter 122: This Changes Everything... and Nothing
- Chapter 123: Limitless
- Chapter 124: Extracting Earth’s Maximum Value
- Chapter 125: Galactic Trade Agreements and Loopholes
- Chapter 126: The Rafael Problem
- Chapter 127: Maribel Becomes Mom’s Long-Lost Sister
- Chapter 128: Plotting Earth’s Path to Total Domination
- Chapter 129: Welcome to the Matrix... Maybe
- Chapter 130: So Many Worlds, So Little Time
- Chapter 131: Learning to be in Two Places at Once
- Chapter 132: Learning to Walk by Falling Down
- Chapter 133: The Language of Orangutans Fails Me
- Chapter 134: Do I Really Want the Power of Life and Death?
- Chapter 135: The Universal Co-op of Harmony and Friendship
- Chapter 136: Mom Loses and Finds a Part of Herself
- Chapter 137: Susan and Maribel Wrestle with Relationships
- Chapter 138: A Meeting with the CIA
- Chapter 139: A Red Herring
- Chapter 140: King Solomon vs. King Tim
- Chapter 141: The Limits of Creation or Destruction
- Chapter 142: The Great Importance of Brussel Sprouts
- Chapter 143: Transferring our CIA Captives
- Chapter 144: Introducing the Universal Earth Concord
- Chapter 145: Presenting My Case for World Domination
- Chapter 146: Getting a Definite Maybe
- Chapter 147: All the World’s a Stage in the Theater of the Absurd
- Chapter 148: Preparing for the Army’s Arrival
- Chapter 149: Fortifying our Defenses
- Chapter 150: The Mexican Army Takes Mom Prisoner
- Chapter 151: The Children’s Crusade Rebuffed
- Chapter 152: De-escalations and Ultimatums
- Chapter 153: Inside the Health First Hospital
- Chapter 154: Taking our Case to The People
- Chapter 155: What’s the Catch?
- Chapter 156: ’A Dangerous Shadow Army of Violent Criminals’
- Chapter 157: An Introduction to Ukraine
- Chapter 158: Can Frankenstein’s Monster Create a Doctor?
- Chapter 159: The CIA Asks for a Favor
- Chapter 160: Psychopaths as Leaders
- Chapter 161: Our First Action in Ukraine
- Chapter 162: Taking Back the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
- Chapter 163: Issuing my Ultimatum on Ukraine
- Chapter 164: Introducing Radiation Shields
- Chapter 165: Inspecting Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
- Chapter 166: Preparing to Address the Congress of the Republic
- Chapter 167: Making the Case for the Universal Earth Concord
- Chapter 168: Back Across the World to Ukraine
- Chapter 169: The Battle Plan
- Chapter 170: There is no Such Thing as Magic
- Chapter 171: Tim Takes Russia
- Chapter 172: The Uncertainties of a Fair Trial
- Chapter 173: Why the Rest of Ukraine Wasn’t as Easy as Crimea