Naruto : Tsunade, You're Really Drunk
Naruto : Tsunade, You're Really Drunk
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SUMMARY
Reborn into the Uchiha clan, Hikaru was never just another shinobi.
No prophecy. No chosen-one cliché.
Just a man with memories from another world… and a dangerous mind built for more than playing nice.
At first, he hid it.
He smiled when they expected him to smile.
He trained like the perfect little prodigy.
He let the elders, the clan, and the Hokage think they understood him.
But all the while, he was restraining his true self—waiting for the right moment.
That moment is now.
His System has awakened.
Its rules are simple: the more he shocks others, the greater the rewards.
[System Prompt: Uchiha Fugaku is shocked — Reward: Mangekyō Sharingan.]
[System Prompt: Third Hokage is speechless — Reward: Forbidden Jutsu.]
The mask is gone. The real Hikaru is moving.
While the rest of the shinobi world chases shadows of power, he’s already building something unshakable.
From deep inside the Uchiha clan, he will unify his people, bend the village to his vision, and break anyone who dares stand in his way.
Obito? Just another pawn broken by the system.
The corrupt elders, the endless cycle of war, the fragile peace? Finished.
This isn’t about starting a war—it’s about ending the old era with overwhelming force.
The ninja world is changing.
And those who can’t keep up with Uchiha Hikaru?
They’ll be left behind… or buried.
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1 : 6 years! 6 years! It’s finally here!
- Chapter 2: Clan meeting, angry rebuke to Uchiha Setsuna (Elder #1)!
- Chapter 3: Peace advocates, do you think you don’t need to be criticized?
- Chapter 4 : Neutrals and clan leaders can’t escape either!
- Chapter 5 : The Unified Clan, Shisui’s Corpse
- Chapter 6 : Uchiha Itachi
- Chapter 7 : Itachi’s determination!
- Chapter 8: Reform the Police Department!
- Chapter 9 : Uchiha’s must be there!
- Chapter 10 : The villagers all envy the Uchiha and want to join them!
- Chapter 11 : Kurenai (R-18)
- Chapter 12 : The Hatred of Hyuga Hiashi
- Chapter 13 : Bro you have to calm down!
- Chapter 14 : Obito’s Test
- Chapter 15: Hikaru Knows, Itachi’s Lurking
- Chapter 16 : Kakashi’s Test
- Chapter 17 : White Fang’s Death!
- Chapter 18 : The truth of the Mangekyo, the attack of the masked man!
- Chapter 19 : Identity revealed!
- Chapter 20 : Obito defense is broken!
- Chapter 21 : Anko (R -18)
- Chapter 22 : Ino-Shika-Cho
- Chapter 23 : Nara Shikaku’s Decision
- Chapter 24 : Uchiha Band is established!
- Chapter 25 : Uchiha Izumi
- Chapter 26 : Cracks, the Entrustment of the Previous Hokage
- Chapter 27 : Police Department Celebration
- Chapter 28 : Danzo’s Trouble
- Chapter 29 : Answer
- Chapter 30 : The Girl’s Thoughts
- Chapter 31 : Jiraiya returns to the village
- Chapter 32 : Naruto’s Home
- Chapter 33 : Dispute between Master and Student
- Chapter 34: The inheritance of master and apprentice
- Chapter 35 : Jiraiya’s Visit
- Chapter 36 : The Truth about the Nine-Tail Rebellion
- Chapter 37 : Win over Jiraiya, the game is set!
- Chapter 38 : Danzo is restless, let’s get started!
- Chapter 39 : Murder
- Chapter 40 : Action!
- Chapter 41 : Disease
- Chapter 42 : Danzo Upgrades! Danzo Pro Max!
- Chapter 43 : The bad guy complains first
- Chapter 44 : Confrontation!
- Chapter 45 : Susanoo! Fear!
- Chapter 46 : Everyone’s preparation!
- Chapter 47 : A belated wake-up call!
- Chapter 48 : Danzo Conspiracy, Naruto was kidnapped
- Chapter 49 : Jiraiya’s Anger!
- Chapter 50 : All-out attack by the roots!
- Chapter 51 : Hikaru vs Danzo!
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53 : Danzo’s Defeat, Hiruzen’s Appearance
- Chapter 54 : Reversal! The rage of the ninja clan!
- Chapter 55 : Danzo! You’ve done so many bad things!
- Chapter 56 : Danzo ascends to Pure Land, Hiruzen abdicates, and everyone is happy
- Chapter 57 : The Root Legacy, We Have to Find Orochimaru!
- Chapter 58 : Root Legacy (2)
- Chapter 59 : Departure to Find Princess Tsunade
- Chapter 60 : Hikaru ambition!
- Chapter 61 : The legendary Sucker
- Chapter 62 : Such a handsome guy, why is he an Uchiha?
- Chapter 63 : Tsunade : There is no way I can be Hokage!
- Chapter 64 : Meat Buns Beat Tsunade, No Return
- Chapter 65 : Has Konoha changed its name to Uchiha?
- Chapter 66 : I didn’t want to either, but he gave me too much!
- Chapter 67 : Raikage Seeks Medical Treatment
- Chapter 68 : The Raikage is ugly, but he has a beautiful dream
- Chapter 69 : Would you choose to be cheated 1 time or be cheated 1 time?
- Chapter 70 : Hikaru vs. Raikage
- Chapter 71 : Hikaru ! If you win, I’ll kiss you!
- Chapter 72 : The Defeat of the Raikage
- Chapter 73 : Treatment of Karai
- Chapter 74 : Giving the Raikage Alcohol at Night, with Bad Intentions
- Chapter 75 : Author’s -
- Chapter 76 : Shut up, you bastard from Kumogakure!
- Chapter 77 : How could these two drink so much...
- Chapter 78 : Fear
- Chapter 79 : Tsunade: I actually did such a thing! ?
- Chapter 80 : Raikage: You bastard, you’re trying to frame me with your wine!
- Chapter 81 : Back to the village, won’t you invite me to be your guest?
- Chapter 82 : Well, how about... 2 cups?
- Chapter 83 : Tsunade (R-18)
- Chapter 84 : Let’s turn the situation around!
- Chapter 85 : Hokage!? It doesn’t matter if you are not qualified!
- Chapter 86 : Reform Plan
- Chapter 87 : Master and Student Meet After Many Years
- Chapter 88 : Hiruzen Dark History! Living in the Darkness, but Looking to the Light!
- Chapter 89 : No More Master and Student
- Chapter 90 : Do I really have no regrets...?
- Chapter 91 : How dare you two have evil thoughts! ?
- Chapter 92
- Chapter 93 : The 5th Hokage—Tsunade!
- Chapter 94 : Cold Lord - Orochimaru
- Chapter 95 : Orochimaru Ambition
- Chapter 96 : The Played-Off Orochimaru
- Chapter 97 : Everyone’s own thoughts, Akatsuki’s pursuit!
- Chapter 98 : This time Akatsuki is really here!
- Chapter 99 : The 3rd Kazekage VS the 3rd Kazekage!
- Chapter 100 : Uncle Snake: I have the will but not the courage
- Chapter 101 : The clone explodes!
- Chapter 102 : The Eternal Black Flame—Amaterasu!
- Chapter 103 : All Puppets Destroyed, Sustainable Amaterasu
- Chapter 104 : Meeting Old Friends, Our Brains Are Collectively Overloaded!
- Chapter 105 : The truth of the past
- Chapter 106 : The truth of the past (Part 2)
- Chapter 107 : Tsunade (R-18)
- Chapter 108 : Danzo, will be infamous forever!
- Chapter 109 : Shura Field, what a spectacle!
- Chapter 110 : 9 times...
- Chapter 111 : Konoha High-level Meeting Begins
- Chapter 112 : The Struggle for Power, the Battle of the Ninja Clan
- Chapter 113 : The first family to stand on the Uchiha side!
- Chapter 114 : Uncle Snake masters core technology!
- Chapter 115 (Bonus - )
- Chapter 116 : Orochimaru : The village’s scientific research environment is amazing!
- Chapter 117 : Hokage Assistants!
- Chapter 118 : Uchiha Hair Salon
- Chapter 119 : Out of the Darkness, Into a Darker Place
- Chapter 120 : The One Who Escapes from the Darkness and Stands in the Sunlight
- Chapter 121 : There is no way to immortality? Are you kidding me?
- Chapter 122 : I am an expert at finding bugs!
- Chapter 123 : Gradually Becoming a Wasted Scientific Research Snake
- Chapter 124 : The Sharingan is cursed, but I have Hashirama’s cells!
- Chapter 125 : I have a bold idea!
- Chapter 126 : Interesting (R-18)
- Chapter 127 : Accepts Disciples
- Chapter 128 : I Don’t Want To Do My Homework! Angry Itachi!
- Chapter 129 : Hinata Is Actually A Foodie! ?
- Chapter 130 : After Eating, i Naturally Have To Send Her Home
- Chapter 131 : Actual Combat!
- Chapter 132 : The Secrets of Konoha Village
- Chapter 133
- Chapter 134 : Byakugan Long-range Sniper!
- Chapter 135 : Letter from the Daimyo
- Chapter 136 : Courage is worthy of praise, but this is the only thing that can be praised!
- Chapter 137 : Just Because I’m Her Man!
- Chapter 138 : Controlled Mizukage, War!
- Chapter 139 : War Mercenaries—The Undead Duo!
- Chapter 140 : Eastern Coast Crisis!
- Chapter 141
- Chapter 142 : Border Crisis, Unexpected Decision
- Chapter 143 : Master and Disciple Together, Facing the Enemy in the Mist
- Chapter 144 : Terumi Mei Suspicion
- Chapter 145 : Protecting the Two Ninjas
- Chapter 146 : System update, the novice support phase ends... ?
- Chapter 147 - 147 : The true face of the system!
- Chapter 148 : Extra 1 : Ninja World! I’ll defeat Malena!
- Chapter 149 : Border Intelligence
- Chapter 150 : Reinforcements arrive and the situation turns around!
- Chapter 151 : Master and Disciple VS Undead Duo
- Chapter 152 : Kakuzu : I don’t have enough money, so I won’t fight anymore
- Chapter 153 : The 3-tailed Jinchuriki—Yagura, the Mizukage joins the battle!
- Chapter 154 : The Runaway Three Tails
- Chapter 155 : Forbidden Technique
- Chapter 156 : Stop...!
- Chapter 157 : The Final - of Ninja Hero—Shiki Fuujin!
- Chapter 158 : Obito : Everything is in my plan!
- Chapter 159 : Simp, what are you barking about?
- Chapter 160 : You...you don’t know how to appreciate my kindness!!!
- Chapter 161 : Obito, if you can’t win, just run away, it’s not shameful
- Chapter 162 : Mei Terumi: I surrender on behalf of Kirigakure!
- Chapter 163 : Humiliation in the Mist
- Chapter 164 : Both Sides Withdraw
- Chapter 165 : Capture Terumi Mei and return to the village
- Chapter 166 : The Stupid Beauty - Mei Terumi
- Chapter 167 : Mei Terumi is forced to be fed
- Chapter 168 : Double bloodline? Who wants your stuff?
- Chapter 169 : Mei Terumi Scheming
- Chapter 170 : Returning the Byakugan
- Chapter 171 : The use of Byakugan to break the caged bird
- Chapter 172 : How could I forget you...
- Chapter 173
- Chapter 174 : Izumi Strength
- Chapter 175 : Izumi’s Illusion Talent - Illusory Sound
- Chapter 176 : K-ON!
- Chapter 177 : Unexpectedly, Kurenai’s Question
- Chapter 178 : Amazing Business Intuition
- Chapter 179 : Tsunade returns to the village.Why are there a woman and a fish in the house?!
- Chapter 180 : Long talk all night, thoughts on Wood Release
- Chapter 181 : Funeral
- Chapter 182 : Regret
- Chapter 183 : Visit of the Kirigakure
- Chapter 184 : You’re going too far!
- Chapter 185 : Pulling
- Chapter 186 : Tariffs
- Chapter 187 : There is no way, he gave too much
- Chapter 188 : Each choice
- Chapter 189 : Mei Terumi Returns to the Village
- Chapter 190 : The Ninja Clan Gathers
- Chapter 191 : Target! Destroy the entire Kirigakure!
- Chapter 192 : Arrangement
- Chapter 193 : Preparation
- Chapter 194 : Farewell
- Chapter 195 : Thrilling
- Chapter 196 : A Girl Diary
- Chapter 197 : Damn Minato Namikaze...
- Chapter 198
- Chapter 199 : Absorbing Dragon Veins
- Chapter 200 : Purple light rising into the sky, a sign of chaos in the ninja world!
- Chapter 201 : Naruto, Princess of Roran- Sarah
- Chapter 202 : Their respective ill intentions
- Chapter 203 : Minato Shock
- Chapter 204 : Minato, I know you are anxious, but don’t be anxious yet
- Chapter 205 : Obito, you are a born evil traitor, I will personally...
- Chapter 206 : Sarah’s Suspicion
- Chapter 207 : Controlled Puppet
- Chapter 208 : Father and Son
- Chapter 209
- Chapter 210 : The Truth
- Chapter 211 : Awakening
- Chapter 212 : Puppet Factory
- Chapter 213
- Chapter 214
- Chapter 215
- Chapter 216 : Warm-up is over, someone is going to die~
- Chapter 217 : Back-up Plan
- Chapter 218
- Chapter 219 : This is our youthful and passionate combination skill - Powerful Susanoo!
- Chapter 220 : From then on, Nine-tail lived in a sea view villa...
- Chapter 221 : I helped you save the country, but you coveted my body! ?
- Chapter 222 : Who can refuse
- Chapter 223 : World Tree
- Chapter 224 : Uchiha of the Sengoku Era
- Chapter 225 : Years of Hatred
- Chapter 226 : Clan Meeting
- Chapter 227 : Attack!
- Chapter 228 : Inescapable Fate
- Chapter 229 : Greed
- Chapter 230 : 4 Red yang Formation
- Chapter 231 : If there is a next time, you must compensate me well~
- Chapter 232 : Order, Execution
- Chapter 233 : She will be mine from now on, any objection?
- Chapter 234 : Compromise
- Chapter 235 : The Boy in the Desert
- Chapter 236 : Feeding
- Chapter 237
- Chapter 238 : The Second Ninja War, Rain Country
- Chapter 239 : Konan
- Chapter 240 : My brain is not functioning properly...
- Chapter 241 : The Rain Stopped
- Chapter 242 : 3 month
- Chapter 243 : Recovery, Assessment
- Chapter 244 : Farewell
- Chapter 245 : Return to Roran
- Chapter 246 : Queen of Roran - Tina
- Chapter 247 : Tsunade is full of resentment—Wood Release!?
- Chapter 248 : Uchiha Saya vs Tsunade
- Chapter 249 : The Book of Seals Was Stolen?
- Chapter 250 : Enlightenment
- Chapter 251 : Akatsuki’s Plan
- Chapter 252 : Why am I always thinking about that guy
- Chapter 253 : Team 7
- Chapter 254 : There is only one truth!
- Chapter 255
- Chapter 256 : Eat Something Else
- Chapter 257 : The Second Examiner - Anko
- Chapter 258
- Chapter 259 : The Difficulty of the Chunin Exams
- Chapter 260 : Morino Ibiki was so impressed that he called her an expert
- Chapter 261
- Chapter 262 : Give me face
- Chapter 263 : All parties gather together and the Ninja Test begins
- Chapter 264 : Stealing
- Chapter 265 : Written Test Begins
- Chapter 266 : Everyone Shows Their Powers
- Chapter 267 : The Prodigies of Each Village
- Chapter 268 : Additional Question, Naruto’s Ninja Way!
- Chapter 269 : Game 2: Battle for the Scroll
- Chapter 270: Kage’s shock, healing potion! ?
- Chapter 271 : Konan’s Information, Nagato Trick to Obito
- Chapter 272 : Forest Of Death
- Chapter 273 : Stop! Stop fighting!
- Chapter 274 : Genin... Is this a Genin?
- Chapter 275 : Jinchūriki gathers!
- Chapter 276 : Tailed Beast Space, Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 277 : New Prophecy
- Chapter 278
- Chapter 279 : Because, you are my friends!
- Chapter 280
- Chapter 281 : Jinchūriki vs. Saya
- Chapter 282 : The strongest Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, let the invincible Nine-Tails think of a solution!
- Chapter 283 : I am Uzumaki Naruto! The man who wants to be called Hokage!
- Chapter 284 : The power of the tailed beasts gathers!
- Chapter 285 : Sand Armor 9-Tails vs. Susanoo Complete Form
- Chapter 286 : Tailed Beast Bomb
- Chapter 287 : War of words
- Chapter 288 : Mei Terumi
- Chapter 289 : Damn... It’s over...? ? ?
- Chapter 290 : Hunting
- Chapter 291 : Fighting for the scroll? Wrong! It’s selling the scroll!
- Chapter 292 : Explosive Tag
- Chapter 293 : Girl’s Love
- Chapter 294 : Reverse discount, isn’t that still a discount?
- Chapter 295 : These two guys are really motivated...
- Chapter 296 : The Second Assessment Ends
- Chapter 297 : Reward – Obito is coming!
- Chapter 298 : Impure World Reincarnation——The Kages of past generations!
- Chapter 299 : Hikaru: Don’t you even have the qualifications to let me dance?
- Chapter 300 : The Shura of the Ninja World——Uchiha Madara!
- Chapter 301
- Chapter 302
- Chapter 303 : Love him, tattoo him on your chest~
- Chapter 304 : Madara, your chakra is very smooth~
- Chapter 305 : Collective Ascension!
- Chapter 306 : I didn’t catch him, what a pity...
- Chapter 307 : Promotion
- Chapter 308 : Each One’s Own Path
- Chapter 309 : Nagato’s Suspicion
- Chapter 310
- Chapter 311 : His sincerity touched me!
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 313 : It must be his son!
- Chapter 314 : Guessing Can Be a Little Bolder
- Chapter 315 : I was young when we first met, but now I am old
- Chapter 316 : I am now in my prime and have the advantage!
- Chapter 317 : On the Possibility of Poaching People
- Chapter 318 : Becoming a Legendary Man
- Chapter 319 : Onoki is Isolated
- Chapter 320 : The famous gold miner in the ninja world - Rasa
- Chapter 321 : Ninja Association
- Chapter 322 : The Birth of the Ninja Association
- Chapter 323 : Sakura’s Enlightenment
- Chapter 324 : Nono’s Visit
- Chapter 325 : Snap, Brother!
- Chapter 326 : Question: Who is the number one nanny in the ninja world?
- Chapter 327 : Who will be the first to fall?
- Chapter 328 : Drinking and Talking about Fame
- Chapter 329 : Sasuke and Naruto are full of confidence
- Chapter 330 : The Eve of the competition!
- Chapter 331 : How dare you...
- Chapter 332 : Fire is the bond, the inherited will
- Chapter 333 : Hyuga Neji vs. Karui
- Chapter 334 : Ninja, times have changed...
- Chapter 335 : Naruto’s unexpected way of winning
- Chapter 336 : Chidori
- Chapter 337 : The Unmotivated Boy
- Chapter 338 : Your next sentence is...
- Chapter 339 : Shadows, Surrender, and Silent Pain
- Chapter 340 : Losing ...
- Chapter 341 : Sand and Insects – Gaara vs. Aburame Shino
- Chapter 342 : In the Name of Sand
- Chapter 343 : The little fanboy succeeds in chasing his idol
- Chapter 344 : Pistol, Sniper, Artillery
- Chapter 345 : Rock Lee Vs Sand#1
- Chapter 346
- Chapter 347 : 8- Inner Gate
- Chapter 348 : The Trio Who Were Speedrun
- Chapter 349 : Kankuro vs. Kurotsuchi
- Chapter 350 : Temari vs. Yuukimaru
- Chapter 351 : Hyuga Hinata vs. Hozuki Suigetsu
- Chapter 352 : Lightning Escape - Instant Lightning Arrow
- Chapter 353 : Orochimaru, you actually...
- Chapter 354 : You are actually Tsunade’s man! ?
- Chapter 355 : Tobirama: This kid actually used Impure World Reincarnation to make us work illegally!
- Chapter 356 : Once upon a time, the door room was lost in the voice of 1 grandfather
- Chapter 357 : Brother, you are really good at having fun; I can’t deal with you, but there are people
- Chapter 358 : Kneel down! Get up! I didn’t tell you to get up, so you keep kneeling!
- Chapter 359 : I sliced up my brother’s body...
- Chapter 360 : Orochimaru: How did you find me a living father..
- Chapter 361 : A big fight between 6 people!
- Chapter 362 : Consensus reached - 5 people siege
- Chapter 363 : I have to find a reason to disgust Kisame..
- Chapter 364 : Thank you Konoha!
- Chapter 365 : 5 Kage’s Lecture
- Chapter 366 : Ninja Association is established!
- Chapter 367 : Failed to get promoted?
- Chapter 368 : Naruto and Jiraiya’s Special Mission
- Chapter 369 : A brief separation is for a better meeting next time
- Chapter 370 : Travelers from Future World - Boruto and Sasuke
- Chapter 371 : Sasuke’s doubts
- Chapter 372
- Chapter 373 : Long time no see, Mom
- Chapter 374 : Fugaku recognizes his son, extreme change of face
- Chapter 375 : Boruto is forced to call sister
- Chapter 376 : Sasuke will marry Sakura in the future! ?
- Chapter 377 : Itachi ,Little Sasuke: Who Killed Them! ?
- Chapter 378 : The Night of Extermination - Sasuke
- Chapter 379 : The Night of Extermination - Itachi
- Chapter 380 : Parent-Child Activities
- Chapter 381 : Please, let me die!
- Chapter 382 : The Redemption of the Sinner
- Chapter 383 : Sasuke’s Conflict
- Chapter 384 : Intelligence Jiraiya?
- Chapter 385 : Dull Talent Haruno Sakura
- Chapter 386 : Apprenticeship to Tsunade
- Chapter 387 : Sasuke Intention to Become a Disciple
- Chapter 388 : He still can’t forget Madara...
- Chapter 389
- Chapter 390 : Blonde Queen and Twin-tailed Girl
- Chapter 391 : Urashiki’s attack
- Chapter 392 : Bullying the few with more
- Chapter 393
- Chapter 394 : It seems that I don’t need to take action...
- Chapter 395 : Extra: Sasuke returns to the village
- Chapter 396 : Master and Disciple Set Out, Target Hidden in the Clouds
- Chapter 397 : Request from Sand Village
- Chapter 398 : Mei Terumi Wants to Improve
- Chapter 399 : This world has been corrupt for too long, but I will restart the path I have opened up
- Chapter 400 : Hikaru Sensei and Student Mei Terumi
- Chapter 401 : Addicted to food
- Chapter 402 : Seal
- Chapter 403 : I do! ! !
- Chapter 404 : The Day the Baby Bird Escapes from the Cage
- Chapter 405
- Chapter 406 : Hyuga Clan Meeting
- Chapter 407 : The War Between the Elders
- Chapter 408 : Tenten : Neji, just wait for me to surpass you!
- Chapter 409 : Caliber is justice, range is truth!
- Chapter 410 : The Power of Artillery
- Chapter 411 : The action begins!
- Chapter 412 : The temptation to go home
- Chapter 413: Despicable Great Elder
- Chapter 414 : You, You, Damn It
- Chapter 415: Hyuga Aftermath
- Chapter 416 : I am Hashirama
- Chapter 417 : The cross-sea bridge construction plan is launched!
- Chapter 418
- Chapter 419
- Chapter 420 : Obito’s eyesight
- Chapter 421 : Even if I lose an eye, I can still win!
- Chapter 422 : Same Type of Stand