Please get me out of this BL novel...I'm straight!
Please get me out of this BL novel...I'm straight!
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SUMMARY
He was straight.
Even after dying and waking up as the protagonist in his sister’s BL web novel.
He was straight.
Even with all the male leads practically throwing themselves at his feet.
He was straight.
Even when his heart inexplicably skipped a beat during romantic moments with one of them.
He was straight.
Even now... when he could somehow get pregnant.
He was straight.
There was no denying it.
HE. WAS. STRAIGHT!
“So, can someone please help me get out of this goddamn novel already?!”
[Warning: 18+ content and there will be some themes of non-consent, mentions of abuse and suicide.]
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated a day ago ]
Chapter List
- Chapter 1: ‘Prologue’
- Chapter 2: ’Main Character Death Syndrome’
- Chapter 3: ’This Is....Transmigration?’
- Chapter 4: ’My Face is Beautiful?’
- Chapter 5: ’A Provocative Outfit, An Obsidian Door.’
- Chapter 6: ’Part of a Harem with Mean Princesses.’
- Chapter 7: ’I’m...in my Sister’s BL Novel?!’
- Chapter 8: ’Lucius Darkthorn’
- Chapter 9: ’These Halls Have Eyes’
- Chapter 10: ’That One Loyal and Soft Side Kick’
- Chapter 11: ’How To Escape This BL Novel’s Plot’
- Chapter 12: ’Celibacy?’
- Chapter 13: ’Unexpected Changes’
- Chapter 14: ’The Tea Party’s Uninvited Guest’
- Chapter 15: ’Foreign Feelings, Foreign Memories’
- Chapter 16: ’Sudden Proposition’
- Chapter 17: ’Not a yes, Not a No’
- Chapter 18: ’Breakfast’
- Chapter 19: ’Avoiding the Odd One Out’
- Chapter 20: ’Kill ’Em With Kindness’
- Chapter 21: ’Awkward Silences’
- Chapter 22: ’And His Answer Is...’
- Chapter 23: ’A Butler’s Concern’
- Chapter 24: ’A Seduction Technique?!?!’
- Chapter 25: ’Iffy Characters’
- Chapter 26: ’No Kissing in The Halls!’
- Chapter 27: ’Lancelot Flameheart’
- Chapter 28: ’The Village of Forgotten Waters’
- Chapter 29: ’The Summoning/Two Points For Florian’
- Chapter 30: ’Heinz’s Warning’
- Chapter 31: ’How To Stalk A Princess?’
- Chapter 32: "Made A Maid’
- Chapter 33: ’Florian Undercover’
- Chapter 34: ’Yet Another Cliche’
- Chapter 35: ’Talk Of The Palace’
- Chapter 36: ’What The...’
- Chapter 37: ’Not The Real Florian’
- Chapter 38: ’I Got You’
- Chapter 39: ’Do Better’
- Chapter 40: ’A Guide To Make Friends’
- Chapter 41: ’A Game Of Sympathy’
- Chapter 42: ’Reject, Rejection, Rejected’
- Chapter 43: ’The Curious Case of Changed Personalities’
- Chapter 44: ’This is the worst’
- Chapter 45: ’A Knight’s Curiosity’
- Chapter 46: ’The Prince’s Nuisances’
- Chapter 47: ’A Gloomy Evening’
- Chapter 48: ’A Few Days Later’
- Chapter 49: ’All Eyes On Florian’
- Chapter 50: ’Are They A Threat?’
- Chapter 51: ’The Night Before...’
- Chapter 52: ’Time For The Visit’
- Chapter 53: ’A Foreboding Nightmare’
- Chapter 54: ’An Explosion’
- Chapter 55: ’A Battle Short-lived’
- Chapter 56: ’Can I Really Do This?’
- Chapter 57: ’To Sacrifice For The Sake Of Sacrifice’
- Chapter 58: ’To Save The Prince’
- Chapter 59: ’Imprisoned’
- Chapter 60: ’Left Behind’
- Chapter 61: ’Time To Panic’
- Chapter 62: ’Newfound Resolve’
- Chapter 63: ’A Friend...Maybe?’
- Chapter 64: ’Predators and their Prey’
- Chapter 65: ’Seduction 101’
- Chapter 66: ’Levi, the kind rogue’
- Chapter 67: ’Mastermind?’
- Chapter 68: ’Something Big is Going On’
- Chapter 69: ’The Torch’
- Chapter 70: ’Only With You’
- Chapter 71: ’Want to be F-worded’
- Chapter 72: ’Help Me, Please’
- Chapter 73: ’Let me...’
- Chapter 74: ’The Prey Bites Back’
- Chapter 75: ’Time To Escape’
- Chapter 76: ’Run!’
- Chapter 77: ’Closing In’
- Chapter 78: ’Can’t Be Weak’
- Chapter 79: ’And It’s...!’
- Chapter 80: ’Rescue Mission’
- Chapter 81: ’No One Spared’
- Chapter 82: ’Sheer Willpower’
- Chapter 83: ’Huh?’
- Chapter 84: ’Arthur Vs. Lancelot’
- Chapter 85: ’A Butler’s Inner Feelings’
- Chapter 86: ’A Traitor, Perhaps?’
- Chapter 87: ’How Does It End?’
- Chapter 88: ’A Knight’s Vow’
- Chapter 89: ’Bickering?’
- Chapter 90: ’Do You?’
- Chapter 91: ’What’s Wrong With Your Head?’
- Chapter 92: ’Who Are You?’
- Chapter 93: ’The World Started Over’
- Chapter 94: ’A Big Revelation’
- Chapter 95: ’More Complicated’
- Chapter 96: ’Calm’
- Chapter 97: ’Azure?’
- Chapter 98: ’Not Happy At All’
- Chapter 99: ‘Defend The Prince!’
- Chapter 100: ‘Florian’s Choice’
- Chapter 101: ’All The Stares’
- Chapter 102: ’Poor Heinz’
- Chapter 103: ’The Plan’
- Chapter 104: ’To Test A Princess’
- Chapter 105: ’How Are You?’
- Chapter 106: ’What Are You Gonna Do About It?’
- Chapter 107: ’Too Close’
- Chapter 108: ’I’ll Think About It’
- Chapter 109: ’The First Meeting’
- Chapter 110: ’Finding Lucius’
- Chapter 111: ’Mr. Popular’
- Chapter 112: ’Saved By The Butler’
- Chapter 113: ’What Do You See?’
- Chapter 114: ’More and More Nightmares’
- Chapter 115: ’I’ve Got You’
- Chapter 116: ’Not Even A Wink’
- Chapter 117: ’Alexandria’
- Chapter 118: ’Focus On The Test!’
- Chapter 119: ’She’s Lying’
- Chapter 120: ’Heinz’s Test’
- Chapter 121: ’The King’s Poisoning’
- Chapter 122: ’Abrupt End’
- Chapter 123: ’Necessary?’
- Chapter 124: ’Do What You’re Told’
- Chapter 125: ’Some Alone Time’
- Chapter 126: ’Acting Like The Second Male Lead’
- Chapter 127: ’Sudden Guest’
- Chapter 128: ’Report’
- Chapter 129: ’Conversation With The King’
- Chapter 130: ’Lie After Lie, Tear After Tear’
- Chapter 131: ’Watch Yourself, Scarlett’
- Chapter 132: ’The Most Suspicious’
- Chapter 133: ’She’s A Runner’
- Chapter 134: ’One Last Person’
- Chapter 135: ’Did You Hate Florian?’
- Chapter 136: ’A Little Closer...’
- Chapter 137: ’And The Winner Is...’
- Chapter 138: ’Congratulate The Winner’
- Chapter 139: ’Why Her?’
- Chapter 140: ’...Why Her?’
- Chapter 141: ’Preparation For The Ball’
- Chapter 142: ’Too Beautiful’
- Chapter 143: ’Awestruck Knight’
- Chapter 144: ’Time For The Grand Entrance’
- Chapter 145: ’The Beautiful Prince of the Obsidian King’
- Chapter 146: ’The Harem of Heinz Obsidian’
- Chapter 147: ’A Stranger’
- Chapter 148: ’The Great King, Heinz Obsidian and...?’
- Chapter 149: ’Speech?’
- Chapter 150: ’Dance with Someone’
- Chapter 151: ’Dancing with the Knight’
- Chapter 152: ’Fathers and Sons’
- Chapter 153: ’Don’t Stop on My Account’
- Chapter 154: ’Rebuilding Relationships’
- Chapter 155: ’Scarlett’s Fear’
- Chapter 156: ’Jealous? Yes’
- Chapter 157: ’Moonfire Ambrosia’
- Chapter 158: ’Athena’s Request’
- Chapter 159: ’Something’s Wrong With Me’
- Chapter 160: ’Something’s Wrong With The Prince...Again!’
- Chapter 161: ’The Begging Prince’
- Chapter 162: ’Urgent Matter’
- Chapter 163: ’The Way is To Release’
- Chapter 164: ’Taking Responsibility’
- Chapter 165: ’Lift a Finger’
- Chapter 166: ’Just Let It Happen’
- Chapter 167: ’Why Do I Feel Sore?’
- Chapter 168: ’Acting Weird...er?’
- Chapter 169: ’Blurry Face’
- Chapter 170: ’In The Dungeon...Again.’
- Chapter 171: ’He Doesn’t Remember’
- Chapter 172: ’Compensation’
- Chapter 173: ’Problem After Problem’
- Chapter 174: ’The Prince Brighter Than The Sun’
- Chapter 175: ’You’re Cashew, Aren’t You?’
- Chapter 176: ’Did Something...Happen?’
- Chapter 177: ’Tonight?’
- Chapter 178: ’Strange Behavior’
- Chapter 179: ’A Child’s Tantrum’
- Chapter 180: ’For His Highness’
- Chapter 181: ’A New Visitor’
- Chapter 182: ’You’ve Done So Well’
- Chapter 183: ’A Heinz Nightmare’
- Chapter 184: ’How Could I Not Be?’
- Chapter 185: ’Be Careful’
- Chapter 186: ’How Do We Get There?’
- Chapter 187: ’Azure, The Mighty Dragon of the King’
- Chapter 188: ’A Third Leg?’
- Chapter 189: ’Up High in The Sky’
- Chapter 190: ’Almost There’
- Chapter 191: ’Tears Of A Woman’
- Chapter 192: ’Travelers in Disguise’
- Chapter 193: ’The Village is Dying’
- Chapter 194: ’Outsiders’
- Chapter 195: ’Levi Has Died’
- Chapter 196: ’Abandoned By The King’
- Chapter 197: ’These People Need It’
- Chapter 198: ’What A King Should Do’
- Chapter 199: ’Give Her Time’
- Chapter 200: ’Awkward Silence’
- Chapter 201: ’Stay Away?’
- Chapter 202: ’Walking Out’
- Chapter 203: ’The Storage Unit’
- Chapter 204: ’Leila, Levi’s Sister’
- Chapter 205: ’I’m Sorry For What Happened’
- Chapter 206: ’Don’t Go Anywhere Without Me’
- Chapter 207: ’A Sickness With No Name’
- Chapter 208: ’Feels Like An Interrogation’
- Chapter 209: ’Suspicious Village’
- Chapter 210: ’Too Coincidental’
- Chapter 211: ’Suddenly, they’re there’
- Chapter 212: ’But—why?’
- Chapter 213: ’The Sun Is Up’
- Chapter 214: ’Like A Fever Dream’
- Chapter 215: ’Leila’s House...Again’
- Chapter 216: ’Unique Meat’
- Chapter 217: ’Nausea Caused By...?’
- Chapter 218: ’Looking For Medication’
- Chapter 219: ’Every Villager Available’
- Chapter 220: ’Distraction!’
- Chapter 221: ’Inside The Storage Unit’
- Chapter 222: ’Leila...?’
- Chapter 223: ’Bloodlust’
- Chapter 224: ’Unpleasant’
- Chapter 225: ’To Make A Statement’
- Chapter 226: ’What is so funny?’
- Chapter 227: ’He Truly Cared...’
- Chapter 228: ’No More Hesitation’
- Chapter 229: ’Calm Down’
- Chapter 230: ’What happened?’
- Chapter 231: ’...Something I Need To Tell You’
- Chapter 232: ’Are you...Asking Me For Help?’
- Chapter 233: ’Is he… scowling?’
- Chapter 234: ’Anger. Suspicion. Worry. Grief.’
- Chapter 235: ’Same Shit’
- Chapter 236: ‘My prince is back.’
- Chapter 237: ’Finally, Returned’
- Chapter 238: ’Cashew, come here.’
- Chapter 239: ’Clinging’
- Chapter 240: ’No Longer Exists’
- Chapter 241: ’Lies and Truths’
- Chapter 242: ’Sovereign Summit’
- Chapter 243: ’Suspicious Servant’
- Chapter 244: ’Dragon Vs. Kid’
- Chapter 245: ’Just a Child’
- Chapter 246: ’Since Yesterday’
- Chapter 247: ’Flustered and Flustered’
- Chapter 248: ’Plans for the Village’
- Chapter 249: ’Beating Heart’
- Chapter 250: ’Would I Kill Him?’
- Chapter 251: ’That Was Scarlett’
- Chapter 252: ’Between You Two?’
- Chapter 253: ’Never Less Complicated’
- Chapter 254: ’Why Do You Think?’
- Chapter 255: ’I’m not Lucius, though’
- Chapter 256: ’Give You Space’
- Chapter 257: ’Like Lucius’
- Chapter 258: ’Tea Time’
- Chapter 259: ’Learned A Lot’
- Chapter 260: ’Just you, Florian.’
- Chapter 261: ’Do You Suspect?’
- Chapter 262: ’On Purpose’
- Chapter 263: ‘Who the fuck is Drizelous?’
- Chapter 264: ‘Is That Really What He Said?’
- Chapter 265: ’Yes, I did say that.’
- Chapter 266: ’Obsidian Family Colors’
- Chapter 267: ’I Know What I’m Doing’
- Chapter 268: ’Ask Your Questions’
- Chapter 269: ’Something’s Missing’
- Chapter 270: ’How Could He Forget?’
- Chapter 271: ’The Execution’
- Chapter 272: ’Was It Him All Along?’
- Chapter 273: ’A Sting’
- Chapter 274: ’Only A Heartbeat Longer’
- Chapter 275: ’The King’s Sudden Demand’
- Chapter 276: ’What Do We Do?’
- Chapter 277: ’Kill Me Now’
- Chapter 278: ’Scolded’
- Chapter 279: ’I’m Worried His Majesty Is...’
- Chapter 280: ’Laughter and Waists’
- Chapter 281: ’Get Him To Confess’
- Chapter 282: ’The Fruits Of Genius!’
- Chapter 283: ’The Horror’
- Chapter 284: ’The King’s Amusement’
- Chapter 285: ’I’m Rooting For You.’
- Chapter 286: ’In Deep Thought’
- Chapter 287: ’Next To Mine’
- Chapter 288: ’The Dukes’ Request’
- Chapter 289: ’The One Who Started It’
- Chapter 290: ’Before The Announcement’
- Chapter 291: ’Annoying, Annoying, Annoying’
- Chapter 292: ’Is This For The Test?’
- Chapter 293: ’Eligible To Be—’
- Chapter 294: ’WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?’
- Chapter 295: ’What Do You Think, Florian?’
- Chapter 296: ’Can’t Get Enough Of It’
- Chapter 297: ’Meeting Between The Princesses’
- Chapter 298: ’Look At Me’
- Chapter 299: ’Quiet Week’
- Chapter 300: ’See You As A Friend’
- Chapter 301: ’Soon.’
- Chapter 302: ’Bumping Into Someone Unexpected.’
- Chapter 303: ’Jealousy, Jealousy’
- Chapter 304: ’What Are You Doing Here?’
- Chapter 305: ’Could Cause A Misunderstanding.’
- Chapter 306: ’To Be Pulled.’
- Chapter 307: ’To Pull.’
- Chapter 308: ’Sovereign Summit: Day 1’
- Chapter 309: ’Stormwing and Darkthorn’
- Chapter 310: ’Bees? Not Bees?’
- Chapter 311: ’Quite The Fiasco’
- Chapter 312: ’Elara Skyshroud’
- Chapter 313: ’Another Hurdle’
- Chapter 314: ’All Eyes On Florian’
- Chapter 315: ’All Eyes On Heinz’
- Chapter 316: ’All Eyes On the Princesses.’
- Chapter 317: ’Under The Table.’
- Chapter 318: "I will do it."
- Chapter 319: ’Act of Kindness.’
- Chapter 320: ’All The Help’
- Chapter 321: ’After Practice Revelations’
- Chapter 322: ’Poisonous?’
- Chapter 323: ’Concern Instead Of Cold.’
- Chapter 324: ’Lancelot’s Choice.’
- Chapter 325: ’Precious, Too Precious.’
- Chapter 326: ’Two Hours.’
- Chapter 327: ’Spark Of Hope.’
- Chapter 328: ’It’s Me.’
- Chapter 329: ’Bad Feelings Everywhere.’
- Chapter 330: ’Blessing In Disguise.’
- Chapter 331: ’Expensive Scandal’
- Chapter 332: ’Shameful, Shameful’
- Chapter 333: ’Cannot Be Found?’
- Chapter 334: ’Why I Chose You?’
- Chapter 335: ’There’s No Queen.’
- Chapter 336: ’Rich Coming From You’
- Chapter 337: ’Bring Up The Matter.’
- Chapter 338: ’Shut The Fuck Up’
- Chapter 339: ’I Don’t Even Care.’
- Chapter 340: ’Laughing At The King.’
- Chapter 341: ’Meeting Adjourned’
- Chapter 342: ’Heinz Will...’
- Chapter 343: ’A Clue.’
- Chapter 344: ’I Meant Now.’
- Chapter 345: ’Mommy Issues.’
- Chapter 346: ’Mother’s Love’
- Chapter 347: ’Red Face’
- Chapter 348: ’Heinz’s Moment Of Weakness.’
- Chapter 349: ’Dragon In Heat?’
- Chapter 350: ’Nighttime Visitor.’
- Chapter 351: ’Drunken Memories’
- Chapter 352: ’Sexual Revelations.’
- Chapter 353: ’Say No To This’
- Chapter 354: ’Good Boy’
- Chapter 355: ’Remember, Remembered.’
- Chapter 356: ’Just A Little Bit.’
- Chapter 357: ’Fragile Determination.’
- Chapter 358: ’The One Who Started The Problem.’
- Chapter 359: ‘Let The Summit Pass.’
- Chapter 360: ’Don’t Overthink’
- Chapter 361: ’Cold Treatment.’
- Chapter 362: ’Petty.’
- Chapter 363: ’Ilúvarei’
- Chapter 364: ’Why Else?’
- Chapter 365: ’Disappointed & Surprised.’
- Chapter 366: ’Shaking Crimson Eyes.’
- Chapter 367: ’Heinz’s Anger.’
- Chapter 368: ’Held Him Close.’
- Chapter 369: ’Next Steps.’
- Chapter 370: ’Ana & Lilah.’
- Chapter 371: ’Bewitched.’
- Chapter 372: ’Unspoken Forgiveness.’
- Chapter 373: ’Blink If...’
- Chapter 374: ’Something Laughable.’
- Chapter 375: ’Even More Exhausted.’
- Chapter 376: ’Staying Ignorant.’
- Chapter 377: ’No Jinxing.’
- Chapter 378: ’Be Wary.’
- Chapter 379: ’Benefit Of The Doubt.’
- Chapter 380: ’Issues Everywhere.’
- Chapter 381: ’Once You’re Ready.’
- Chapter 382: ’This Again?!’
- Chapter 383: ’Safe...Right?’
- Chapter 384: ’Wrong!’
- Chapter 385: ’Complicated.’
- Chapter 386: ’Admit it.’
- Chapter 387: ’Can’t Breathe.’
- Chapter 388: ’Memories Of Love.’
- Chapter 389: ’Say It.’
- Chapter 390: ’Make Them Leave.’
- Chapter 391: ’May We Come In?’
- Chapter 392: ’Broken Wing.’
- Chapter 393: ’Lure Them Out.’
- Chapter 394: ’Under Attack?’
- Chapter 395: ’No More Facade.’
- Chapter 396: ’It’s Always Him.’
- Chapter 397: ’No Time To Cry.’
- Chapter 398: ’Running Into The Criminal.’
- Chapter 399: ’Out Of Love.’
- Chapter 400: ’Please Come For Me.’
- Chapter 401: ’Torture Like No Other.’ Pt. 1
- Chapter 402: ’Torture Like No Other.’ Pt. 2
- Chapter 403: ’Help Me. Please.’
- Chapter 404: ’Did He Look Like This?’
- Chapter 405: “To All Those Gods You Pray To.”
- Chapter 406: ’A King’s Way Of Torture.’
- Chapter 407: ’I’m Here.’
- Chapter 408: ’Safe With Me.’
- Chapter 409: ’What Is Love?’
- Chapter 410: ’Inside His Mind.’
- Chapter 411: ’Something To Consider.’
- Chapter 412: ’Inside Of Florian’s Mind.’
- Chapter 413: ’Florian.’
- Chapter 414: ’Florian’s Pain.’
- Chapter 415: ’Florian’s Good Bye.’
- Chapter 416: ’I’d Come For You.’
- Chapter 417: ’Replace The Sensation.’
- Chapter 418: ’So Fucking Beautiful.’
- Chapter 419: ’Greedier.’
- Chapter 420: ’Say Please.’
- Chapter 421: ’Incandescently.’
- Chapter 422: ’Happiness.’
- Chapter 423: ‘Post-Night Clarity.’
- Chapter 424: ’Enjoyed It.’
- Chapter 425: ’Something...Good...’
- Chapter 426: ’Not Ever.’
- Chapter 427: ’Kraa?’
- Chapter 428: ’Not This Time.’
- Chapter 429: ’Rogues, Nobles, and Politics.’
- Chapter 430: ’Letter From A Duke.’
- Chapter 431: ’Death Of A Pet.’
- Chapter 432: ’Tell Me About Yourself?’
- Chapter 433: ’My Real Name Is Aden.’
- Chapter 434: ’Full Name.’
- Chapter 435: ’Call Me By That Name.’
- Chapter 436: ’Birthday Ball?’
- Chapter 437: ’Florian’s Family.’
- Chapter 438: ’Hope For The Original.’
- Chapter 439: ’Quite Terrified.’
- Chapter 440: ’Athena & Scarlett.’
- Chapter 441: ’Another Ball!’
- Chapter 442: ’Invite The Other Kingdoms?’
- Chapter 443: ’Disband The Harem’
- Chapter 444: ’There Were Two.’
- Chapter 445: ’Know Someone Who Might.’
- Chapter 446: ’Forbidden Spells.’
- Chapter 447: ’His Pregnancy.’
- Chapter 448: ’Put It Inside.’
- Chapter 449: ’Three Seconds.’
- Chapter 450: ’Painfully Awkward.’
- Chapter 451: ’Drizelous’ Honest Feelings.’
- Chapter 452: ’Initiate The Plan.’
- Chapter 453: ’Hendrix.’
- Chapter 454: ’The True Heir.’
- Chapter 455: ’As Expected.’
- Chapter 456: ’Let’s Talk About Hendrix.’
- Chapter 457: ’Focus On The Right Thing.’
- Chapter 458: ’Not One Bit.’
- Chapter 459: ’Terrible Plan.’
- Chapter 460: ’Spiraling? Not Spiraling.’
- Chapter 461: ’Cashew’s Pain.’
- Chapter 462: ’Let Me Speak.’
- Chapter 463: ’All Of This Already Happened.’
- Chapter 464: ’A Story Untold.’
- Chapter 465: ’The Most Captivating Green Eyes.’
- Chapter 466: ’A Bond Between Two People In Pain.’
- Chapter 467: ’Just Call My Name.’
- Chapter 468: ’A Happy Memory.’
- Chapter 469: ’Heinz Is Not Okay.’
- Chapter 470: ’Longing.’
- Chapter 471: ’Crazier Than Before.’
- Chapter 472: ’Finish Our Story.’
- Chapter 473: ’Just As Great.’
- Chapter 474: ’Where Is Heinz?’
- Chapter 475: ’Tranquilis Kingdom’
- Chapter 476: ’Scarlett Vs. Florian’
- Chapter 477: ’Something So Mundane.’
- Chapter 478: ’Four Whole Days.’
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