The Continent of Destiny: I Became the Villain NPC

I was reincarnated into the world of a fantasy game I once played. Not as the hero, but as Alistair Goldlion—the handsome, powerful, and ridiculously wealthy minor boss that I myself killed in my past life.

Now, I'm living his life, gifted with immense talent and a noble background. There's just one tiny problem: I'm fated to be slaughtered by the incoming wave of players, just like in the original story. My attempts to change fate have been crushed by the so-called “World-Line,” pushing me inexorably towards my doom.

Just as I resigned myself to death, a System arrived. My one and only hope for survival!

Except it's the [Ultimate Villain System].

To get stronger, it demands I complete villainous quests. Not just the epic, world-shaking kind, but also the most shameless, ridiculous tasks imaginable.

Refuse? The penalties are… creative.

[Outcome 1: You are killed by players, who will then cut off your genitals to display as a trophy.]

[Outcome 2: You are gender-swapped into a female.]

Are you kidding me?! I'm trying to avoid getting killed, not speedrun my way to a gruesome end by becoming public enemy number one!

But as I looked closer, I found a loophole. The System isn't smart.

Players? Destiny? A trolling System that thinks it's clever?

Bring it on. This villain refuses to follow the script.

[Tags: Reincarnation, System, Villain MC, Game Elements, Comedy, Action, Magic, Overpowered MC, Kingdom Building]