The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Li Qingming: “Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!”

Taishang Laojun: “...”

Li Qingming: “Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!”

Yuanshi Tianzun: “...”

Li Qingming: “Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!”

Tongtian Jiaozhu: “...”

Sanqing: “Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)...”

Li Qingming: “Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!”