The Retired Abyss Innkeeper
The Retired Abyss Innkeeper
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SUMMARY
[ Late check-ins accepted. Abyss residues surcharges apply. ]
The Last Neutral Inn, a small establishment run by a retired man named Aldous. He serves good soup, honest tea, and the only guaranteed neutral ground between the mortal world and the Abyss.
He used to change the world. He doesn't do that anymore, but he has opinions about bread. He will share them.
In a place where exiled gods need somewhere to sleep, demon courts require neutral venues for negotiations they can't afford to lose, and abyssal entities older than civilization occasionally need a simple word with someone who won't panic, Aldous runs the only establishment that qualifies. His guests aren't only human. His inn shouldn't exist. The Abyss stops exactly at his property line, which nobody has satisfactorily explained.
Aldous makes soup. He fixes the stairs. He files the paperwork.
He is no hero. No king. He runs an inn.
The question nobody had the courage to ask yet is why.
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 6 hours ago ]
- Chapter 59: The System Said Nothing. Some Things It Has Learned to Let Stand
- Chapter 58: The System Would Like to Note That It Did Not Ask to Care About the Sewers Either
- Chapter 57: Voss Said It Was a Good Map. Sera Was Silent
- Chapter 56: I Did Say Come Back and Tell Me About the Third Stop. The Sewers Also Need Looking At
- Chapter 55: The Outside Walls Are Available. He Can Look at Those
- Chapter 54: The Broth Was Fine. I Cannot Account for the Rest of It
Chapter List
- Chapter 1: The Late Check-In Fee Applies Regardless of Divine Status
- Chapter 2: The City Watch Came About the Alarms. I Offered Them Porridge
- Chapter 3: My Guest Had an Existential Crisis. I Recommended a Morning Routine
- Chapter 4: The Rumor Got Here Before the Guests Did, Which Is Usually How It Goes
- Chapter 5: The Guest Had Errands. The Abyss Had Opinions. Lunch Was Fine
- Chapter 6: The Inn Got a New Classification. I’ve Been Meaning to Update the Sign
- Chapter 7: My Guests Discussed the Road Conditions. The Roads in Question Were Not Roads
- Chapter 8: The East Rooms Get Abyss Light in the Morning. I May Have Undersold That
- Chapter 9: I Watched From the Window Until the Road Took Them
- Chapter 10: The Outer Field Was Not Dark. This Did Not Make It Better
- Chapter 11: The System Saw It Coming Before the Party Did. This Was Unusual
- Chapter 12: The System Would Like To Note That It Did Not Ask To Care About This
- Chapter 13: Form 9-A Did Not Previously Exist. I’ve Been Informed This Is My Fault
- Chapter 14: The East Corridor Has Opinions Now. I’m Consulting On Contractors
- Chapter 15: She Asked Very Good Questions. The Answers Were the Problem
- Chapter 16: Form 9-A Has a Contractor Now. We Haven’t Discussed Rates
- Chapter 17: She Brought a Bottle. I Accepted the Bottle and Not What the Bottle Was For
- Chapter 18: Three Of Them Knew Each Other. I Got The Cups
- Chapter 19: The Abyss Suite Is Finished. The Rest of the Inn Has Opinions About This
- Chapter 20: The Handle Is Original. I’ve Been Meaning to Replace It
- Chapter 21: The Schedule Held for Four Days. That’s Longer Than Expected.
- Chapter 22: He Asked About the Hammer. I Told Him About the Re-Haft. We Were There for a While
- Chapter 23: The Upper Floors Are on the List. They’ve Been on the List for a While
- Chapter 24: The Eastern District Was Having a Moment. The Soup Wasn’t Going to Wait for It
- Chapter 25: The System Filed a New Protocol. Kern Filed Nothing, Because Kern Was Busy.
- Chapter 26: The System Did Not Have a Category for What the Umbrella Did. It Does Now
- Chapter 27: The Rate Is Reasonable. The Rate Is Also a Hammer
- Chapter 28: Kern Came Back at an Odd Hour. I Was Still Thinking About the Rate
- Chapter 29: The Carver Line Was Holding. The System’s Prose Style Was Not
- Chapter 30: We Were There for a While. We Were There for a Long While
- Chapter 31: The Flask Was Labeled Stock Reduction. The System Is Updating That Entry
- Chapter 32: It Said Thank You. The Bracket Was Still Loose
- Chapter 33: The Re-Haft Did Itself. We’re Still Discussing This
- Chapter 34: The Second Floor Knows We’re Up Here
- Chapter 35: The Scale Entry Remains Incomplete. The System Is Working On It
- Chapter 36: Form 7-W Return Signatures Detected. The System Is Updating Everything
- Chapter 37: The Walker Said It Was Too Present. I’m Working On That
- Chapter 38: The Entity Has Not Advanced in Eleven Minutes. The City Has Lost Three Streets Anyway
- Chapter 39: The Cellar’s Been in Good Humour Every Season. I’ll Just Go and Check
- Chapter 40: The System Filed It Under Lamp Schedule. The System Would Like to Amend That Entry
- Chapter 41: Three Domestic Umbrellas, One Forgotten God’s Hammer, and a City That Would Like to Remain a City.
- Chapter 42: The Cellar Always Had That Room. The Ventilation Was Better Before, Though
- Chapter 43: My Old Companion Had a Lot to Say. So Did I
- Chapter 44: I Finished the Sign. The Room Had Already Started Without Me
- Chapter 45: The Room Was Already Having a Bad Morning. She Made It About Herself
- Chapter 46: She Required Reparations. I Required Lunch Orders.
- Chapter 47: She Had Concerns. He Had Been There the Whole Time
- Chapter 48: He Was Very Reasonable About the Sewers. The Room Was Not
- Chapter 49: The Third Loaf Came Out Fine. The Count Did Not
- Chapter 50: I Was Working Out the Hallway. Something Opened the Air
- Chapter 51: These Are Fine Chairs. I Have Opinions About This
- Chapter 52: She Threw a Spell at Him. He Returned It to the Candles. I Kept Serving
- Chapter 53: He Was Explaining Something. Nobody Was Listening. I Brought Broth
- Chapter 54: The Broth Was Fine. I Cannot Account for the Rest of It
- Chapter 55: The Outside Walls Are Available. He Can Look at Those
- Chapter 56: I Did Say Come Back and Tell Me About the Third Stop. The Sewers Also Need Looking At
- Chapter 57: Voss Said It Was a Good Map. Sera Was Silent
- Chapter 58: The System Would Like to Note That It Did Not Ask to Care About the Sewers Either
- Chapter 59: The System Said Nothing. Some Things It Has Learned to Let Stand